Today’s edition of Wrap It Up features a granny who’s a rookie cheerleader for the Oakland Raiders, Hef’s record breaking time in the sack, Ervin Santana’s no-hitter, Battleship the movie, Miranda Kerr topless, Jasmine Waltz’s bikini car wash, Brandi Glanville in a bikini, Maria Claude Bourbonnais looking futuristic, Jalen Rose’s drunk driving arrest, the new hot drinking game, everyone hates Jerry Meals, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Welcome to COED’s end-of-the-day feature in which we highlight the most interesting articles, posts, pics, or vids you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes the identities of the “Riot Kissers” aka “Oblivious Canadian Make Out Couple”, Kate Upton’s Esquire shoot, Candice Swanepoel’s new Victoria’s Secret video, Hef taking back the Shannon Twins, and the good, the bad, and the hilarious Father’s Day gifts plus much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Welcome to COED’s end-of-the-day feature, in which we highlight the most interesting articles, posts, pics, or vids you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes Canucks fans rioting and humping in Vancouver, Phillies fans fingering in Philly, Tupac Shakur cars, Lenny Dykstra’s denial, David Tyree’s anti-gay remarks, Chuck Berry’s “Tits” party, Wimbledon WAGs, Leelee Sobieski’s weird photo shoot, Hef’s revenge, vintage Erin Andrews, Weiner’s post-political career and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Welcome to COED’s end-of-the-day feature, in which we highlight the most interesting articles, posts, pics, or vids you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes Samuel L Jackson’s narration of Go The F*** To Sleep, Joss Stone almost going permanently to sleep, Playboy’s Mrs. Crystal Hefner cover, Arianny Celeste’s lusty Bud Light Lime commercial, Duke Nukem’s depressing downfall and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

As we mentioned earlier, Rosie Huntington Whiteley was #1 on Maxim’s Hot 100 list while Brooklyn Decker took a backseat to Avril Lavigne and Miley Cyrus somehow placed above Diora Baird. Plus, Cameron Diaz at #4? Yeah, she loves porn and flying cross country for d*ck, but still. With any list, the creators are bound to be skewered and scrutinized – that’s part of the appeal.  Overall, Maxim’s was pretty solid, but we think there were some glaring omissions that deserve some credit for their bodies… of work. Check out the 11 sexiest snubs from Maxim’s “Hot 100″ after the jump. Ladies, if you need a shoulder to cry on, ours are super absorbent.

Every year, Mr. Hefner releases a list of his sexiest celebrities, usually in the March or April issue of Playboy. This year’s list featured a wide variety of women – from young up-and-comers to timeless actresses, musical stalwarts to reality TV vixens. If Hef’s annual list proves anything, it’s that The Man appreciates all women - tall, short, voluptuous, curvaceous, lean or statuesque. Some of his picks might surprise you, but then that’s just Hef’s game. See the full list, check out their pics, and vote for who you think is Hef’s sexiest celeb after the bunny hop!

Today’s Miss COED, Marilyn Monroe, was Playboy’s first ever Playmate, though back in December 1953 when the first issue was published, it was known as the “Sweetheart of the Month“. The traditional definition of “playmate” is one who is “a companion at play”. Mr. Hefner‘s version of a companion at play is an attractive female model who is featured in a pictorial that includes nude photos, a centerfold poster, a short bio, and a “Playmate Data Sheet” displaying birthdate, measurements, turn-ons, and turn-offs. This comprehensive feature appears in the centerfold/gatefold of Playboy. But, what makes a Playmate “popular”? Is it her bust, her brains, or her bold personality? Find out after the jump!

• Is she hot enough to be the next Bond girl?
• 30 really funny Facebook ad parodies
• Hugh Hefner’s awkward visit with his ex
• Eva Longoria looks gooooood
• PLUNGING necklines dominated the awards show
• Meet the next Superman
• Kim Kardashian cries over naked photos. We don’t.
• Because everyone wants more January Jones photos

When you think of the perfect mate, the dream girl, the woman you’d cut off appendages to meet, what do you picture? Some would say Miss America. Some would opt for Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model. How about the Playboy Playmate? For decades, the Playmate has been one of the most iconic sex symbols the world over. Right now, Playboy’s asking users to vote for the 2011 Playmate of the Year to see which beautiful Bunny from 2010 is most popular. Will it be Heather Rae Young? Jaime Edmondson? Crystal Harris? Well, we decided to take it a step further by seeing which Playmate of ANY year is the most popular of all-time. How did we do it? Google, of course!

• Holly Madison vs. Crystal Harris…it’s on
• Are you being sexually healthy??
• This is why we still watch the Daily Show
• Is she faking it?
• Guess who is wearing a bikini????
• Some bro philosophy for you
• Jealous of Kim Kardashian’s playdate?

Our next ten most popular playmates feature a twin (and former gf of Hef), one of the hottest Summers ever, an ageless wonder, and a Gorgeous Guess Girl.

#40 Angela Little
Playmate of the Month for August 1998
432,000 results

#39 Holley Ann Dorrough
Playmate of the Month for April 2006
468,000 results

#38 Deanna Brooks
Playmate of the Month for May 1998
480,000… Click to read more

Our next ten most popular playmates feature Hef’s current fiancée, a vampire slayer, a tomb raider, and a Perfect 10!

#30 Crystal Harris
Playmate of the Month for December 2009
518,000 results

#29 Tailor James
Playmate of the Month for June 2003
524,000 results

#28 Buffy Tyler
Playmate of the Month November 2000
524,000 results

#27 Pilar Lastra
Playmate o… Click to read more

Our next ten most popular playmates feature the former host of MTV’s Singled Out and Jim Carrey’s ex-girlfriend, another Gorgeous Guess Girl, and the 2006 Playmate of the Year.

#20 Jenny McCarthy
Playmate of the Month for October 1993
605,000 results

#19 Kara Monaco
Playmate of the Month for June 2005
629,000 results

#18 Heather Carolin
Playmate of the Mont… Click to read more

The top ten most popular playmates feature the first Playmate ever, a Baywatch star who’s not fond of airport security, a woman with one of the top sideboobs of all-time who’s also been on Dancing With The Stars, and the Playmate who’s been on Playboy’s cover more than anyone else.

#10 Marilyn Monroe (NSFW)

Playmate of the Month for December 1953
931,000 resul… Click to read more

Twitter’s great for keeping up with your favorite personalities. For comedians, you get fresh material. For musicians, you might get the drop on a new album. For athletes, maybe an unfiltered take on how they REALLY feel about the refs. But the best people to follow on Twitter are porn stars. Last week, we showed you the most titillating tweets from adult film star Bree Olson. Today, we bring you the hottest twitpics of porn stars in their Halloween costumes. Run and tweet dat!