The scenario’s all too familiar, you’re sitting on your couch, out-of-shape, covered in food crumbs watching Conan, Jimmy, SportsCenter or… E! News… and you see a guy who’s got it all. Money, looks, women – the dude isn’t lacking in ANY of those categories. With the new body swap comedy “The Change-Up” hitting theaters August 5th, we decided to take a look at the 10 dudes we’d like to pee in a magical wish-granting fountain with. Check out who made the cut in our slideshow after the jump.

Yesterday, we posted a bunch of Twitpics from models who appeared in last year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition issue to prep you for the release of this year’s issue. There’s a lot of buzz circulating about who will be in the issue and on the cover – the announcements should come on DirecTV tonight and Monday night on Late Show With David Letterman respectively. The early favorites appear to be Anne V and the star of this intimate Valentine’s Day video, Irina Shayk. In this clip, the 25 year old Russian stunner and girlfriend of soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo shows us why she should get the nod. I literally just bought everything on the screen. See the video after the jump!

What’s hotter than the sexy superfans cheering on their teams? How about photos of barely-clothed WAGS posing seductively for the camera? While their husbands are hard at work trying to bring home a trophy for their respective countries, we’ll be sure to keep an eye on their wives and girlfriends. Because there’s nothing we like more than a woman who knows how to make sure that her significant other doesn’t get all the attention.

• Beer Doesn’t Cause Beer Bellies

• Sexiest Race….EVER!

• If Sex Ed PSAs Were Realistic

• Guy Pukes on Live TV

• Steve McNair And A Stripper…In 2007.

• Cristiano Ronaldo is a Real Madrid Player

Twenty-five year old Nereida Gallardo was formally a mimimum wage nurses assistant until she began dating Cristiano Ronaldo. They have since broken-up but it’s safe to say her stock has risen.
Check out Nereida Gallardo’s Daily Snapshot gallery at Holy Taco

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