Cricket is one of the most confusing games I’ve ever heard of, but it’s apparently a lot of fun. So much fun that this guy decides to call up one of those phone sex hotlines and start talking cricket. He’s only doing this as a joke, but the hooker has no idea. She genuinely starts asking him if he ‘wanks’ it to cricket, among other things. I’m just happy because she sounds British and also doesn’t understand the game’s f*cking rules. Check out the best use of your time at 4 AM after the jump!

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