So, it turns out that before Cheers and long before Curb Your Enthusiasm, comedian and actor, Ted Danson was a complete and total creeper. And if you don’t believe me, just take a gander at this quick little clip of Mr. Danson reading from his book of… um, “soft and romantic” pickup lines? I guess you could call it that, if you consider “Honest, I’ll pull out in time” a pickup line.

Before this, we thought Easter was all about egg hunts, candy and going to church just to make your mom happy. But for these (probably mentally unstable) dudes, it means dressing up in F’ing bunny costumes and creeping us the hell out. Seriously, kids, if any of these dudes offer you candy, don’t even think about eating it.

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Facebook went from an exclusive college thing, to a billion dollar operation in about five years. That’s probably a pretty good business plan. Now that the world has Facebook, Facebook has the world. Just like in the real world where good friends and good times are mixed with creepy guys and drive by shootings, Facebook brings a new flair to the internet stalking scene. So we decided to divulge into a Stone Phillips-like look at the creepy world of Facebook, and the guys who dominate the landscape. (more…)