There’s whipped cream flavored vodka. Then came a chocolate whipped cream vodka. With the obsession of this light flurry topping, alcohol makers have decided to infuse booze into whipped cream.

I’m down for poonany preservation, but this is something else.
Virgin Cream, a $60 cream that acts as a vajajay time-machine of sorts that (supposedly) tightens up a woman’s womanhood back to its more “youthful” days. The website boasts claims such as this:

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