As a motorcycle rider, I understand that I’m putting my life on the line every time I hop on my bike. But after watching this video of a head-on collision caught on tape, I think I’m just going to go curl up in the fetal position instead. The whole thing happens so fast, if you blink, you’ll miss it. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should be terrified every time you get behind the wheel.

Living in New York City, I’ve often contemplated whether or not I’d be able to jump over the subway tracks, from one platform to the other. But because of fear, or just sheer laziness, I’ve never attempted this heroic feat. Which is probably good, because even if I did, I’d just look like a pussy next to this guy.

COED policy more or less dictates that we not include anything involving cute animals doing cute things on our Site. It’s just not our style. But this dog is something else entirely: the son-of-a-bitch can play pool! I’m not talking about some half-assed attempt either. I mean, he’s good! Hell, we might even invite him to the next guy’s night…

OK, that headline doesn’t count if you go do something crazy, like watch a Rammstein video or something. But as long as you’re not just trying to one-up me, I swear this will be the craziest music video you see all day. Put together by the guys from the Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs, Inc.. I wish I could explain more what’s going on, but I can’t. Just watch and see.

When you’re a kid, there’s really nothing better than a Slip ‘n Slide on a hot day. Even when you’re an adult, the idea of speeding along across a wet strip of plastic seems pretty appealing. But when you have the biggest balls ever, your Slip ‘n Slide has to be a) monstrous, b) have a giant f**king ramp and c) have the scariest landing of all-time. You know, like this guy…

I’ve always thought that adults who devote their lives to television for children were a bit odd (sorry Mr. Rogers!). But never, in my entire life, have I seen a kids television show that so thoroughly rattled my foundations of what is good and holy in this world as this freaky hippie dude, who tries to teach yoga to children through the use of terrifying farm animals and too many hugs.

Let’s face it, crazy sh*t happens when you’re drunk. That’s just part of the deal (and part of the fun). But we all know that sometimes, things can get a bit too crazy. Maybe you get in a fight or drunk dial the wrong girl (Mom?) or end up in jail. Fine, it’s all just part of the deal. Unless you’re this guy, in which case you have the absolute most insane night I’ve ever heard of.

WARNING: NSFW Language!

Alright, this very well may be fake – but I don’t think it is. At least not yet. The video is from an unmanned sewer camera. And the thing in the video is… I have no f**king clue, but it scares the sh*t out of me. Some people claim it’s just plant roots that are very reactive to light, others say it’s just “a sack of sewer worms”. OK, but since when have either of those things existed? I’m not saying it couldn’t be one of those things – I’m saying there’s just as good a chance they’re alien breeding pods that will one day break open and devour us all.

UPDATE: Thanks to COED reader, Justin, we now know that this actually is a “sack of sewer worms,” which I so foolishly disregarded earlier. So, thanks, Justin for clearing that up. I am sure we will all sleep more soundly tonight because of it.

We’ve all seen basketball trick shot videos before, and while this one might not have quite as much flash as some of the shots we’ve seen, this dude has F’ing incredible skills. Now, the whole thing starts off a little slow – but give it a minute, he will quickly start blowing your mind.

OK, so I understand that this maybe isn’t a practical use for a computer, but why the f**k can’t they do this? Granted, this video is in French, so I don’t actually have any clue what the hell is going on here – but so what? Whatever it is, it’s f**king awesome.