I ride a motorcycle to and from work everyday. And throughout my travels, the one type of drivers (besides taxi cabs) that does the dumbest, most dangerous, life-threatening sh*t more than any others on the road are BMW drivers. For whatever reason, getting behind the wheel of that car turns them into a complete asshole. But none of them even come close to pulling a dipsh*t move like this…

When I was in high school, I ran track. I was pretty fast, but the stupid thing was, I actually hated to run. I found no real enjoyment out of it. So I started pole vaulting. And let me say, pole vaulting is awesome. But my mom was nervous that I would get hurt. But I guess she never saw anybody take a face plant like this.

Sorry to start the day off with a downer, but this video is too crazy to miss. Last week, a sightseeing helicopter and a small plane collided over New York City’s Hudson River. Tragically, all nine of the passengers died in the crash, and their bodies have been recovered. Nobody was exactly sure how the two aircraft collided. Until now…

There’s no question in my mind that women can do everything men can do, and probably better, most of the time. But once a woman becomes a mom, there are a few things she should avoid. At the top of that list, just after “stripper,” is riding dirt bikes – because when they do, it goes horribly, hilariously wrong. And this time, there’s a bonus surprise mishap, which I’m sure you’ll enjoy.

Despite being one of the most badass ways to travel ever, helicopters are also one of the most dangerous vehicles to be in when something goes wrong. Especially when that something is the g*ddamn tail snapping off. I’m not quite sure how it happens here, but it does. And it’s awesomely bad.

No matter how you look at it, sports are dangerous. But add the element of harnessing the power of a 1000-pound beast that can freak out at the drop of a hat, and you’ve opened up a can of hurt on your ass you can’t even imagine. So in honor of this year’s Kentucky Derby, which airs Saturday, May 2nd at 5pm ET on NBC (post time – 6:04pm), we’ve put together the seven most horrific horse racing wrecks caught on tape. (more…)

They must have forgotten to put a sign on this bridge that says big trucks aren’t able to go underneath it because anytime a one tries, the top gets ripped off like a can of sardines. But I have to say, the damn thing is built like a tank.

If you’ve ever needed a reason to not listen to loud music on your headphones while walking down the street, this is it. Some douche-nugget in Turkey makes a very wrong turn into a parked car the smashes in to the front of a liquor store.

Before watching this video, I had no idea people were so into pogo sticking. I mean, these goofy bastards are jumping over cars, doing backflips and griding ledges like they’re on skateboards – or rather, they’re trying to. Thing is, even when you do a pogo stick trick right, you still kind of look like a dumbass…

Obviously, whoever built this boat racetrack had their priorities in order: Make the course so incredibly difficult, it’s impossible not to crash. And since boat crashes are so F’ing rad, that seems like a perfectly reasonable way to do things. Though I’m not sure if the contestants still feel this way after being wucked 20-feet in the air and breaking their boat.