If you’re a virgin and you exclusively watch porn, oh boy, are you in for a surprise come prom night. People criticize porn for heightening expectations to near unattainable levels, but mainstream Hollywood doesn’t really do much of a better job keeping expectations in check. However, most movies with sex scenes tend to glorify the act, which we have absolutely no issue with. We just don’t think the following sex scenes should get any screen time at the next sex ed class.

Some films in the last decade were brazen enough to include down and dirty moments and we were more than happy to watch and review all of them. So without further ado, the nominees for best sex scene over the last decade are…