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The 50 Funniest Internet Infographics

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On average, the Internet is good for about four things: porn, news, being more of an assh*le than you’d ever be in person and quirky/hilarious/silly nonsense that helps you get through the workday without slitting your wrists. And one of the best forms of nonsense: infographics – those clever, funny images that sum things up, lickity-split. So get ready Internetians, here are the 50 funniest infographics to ever hit the Web.

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DivorceDrunkenness

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F**KedFIGHT-CLUB

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INDIE_BANDSFIRST-DATE

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FORWARDALIENS

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FRIEND ZONEGeek-Dating

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GreenDayHOMELAND-SECURITY

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iPhoneHEAVY-METAL

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LUDACRISLEAVE-BAR

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MENSTRUATIONMJ

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NASCAR-SAFETYOBNOXIOUS_ASS

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Pac-ManONE-NIGHT-STAND

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PORN-MOVIEPERSONAL-AD

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PROBLEM-SOLVINGProcrastination

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REPUBLICANPU iPhone

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RUBIKSSCI-Geek

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SHOULD-EAT-BACONSKATEBOARDING

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SURVIVINGTotal-Eclipse

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VALENTINES-DAY-HERUNDERSTANDING

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The-HoffWEBSITE

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LiterallyPie

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ample Career Myths Uncovered

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There’s no denying that actress and singer, Jennifer Love Hewitt has had a very full, well-rounded career. But along with her mountains of talent has come a smothering of career myths, squeezed into the cleavage between truth and fiction, that have caused ample confusion about this lovely leading lady. Luckily for us, the good people of Cracked.com have uncovered these falsehoods, revealing the glorious truth about Jennifer Love Hewitt in a way we’d only dreamed of.

Check out Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ample Boobs Myths Uncovered, here!

The Oxford English Dictionary Has Gone Retarded

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Unlike what your high school English teacher might have told you you, language is constantly changing and evolving with the times. But before a word becomes officially recognized – i.e., in a dictionary – it has to be widely used and recognized. Thing is, in this day and age of constantly created acronyms, alternate spellings and compound words, there’s too much content for the entomologists to keep up with. But that’s not keeping them from trying – and out of all the possible selections, they went with these…

Check out the 15 Words You Won’t Believe they Added to the Dictionary, here!

The 25 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever

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A lot of complaints have been said about hip hop, about everything from its glorification of drugs, money, guns and violence to its degradation of women. But never has anyone argued that rap is just too, what’s the word?, gay. Until now. Our friends over at Cracked.com have put their journalism degrees to the test by investigating the dark world of unintentionally gay rap lyrics. From 50 Cent to Ice-T (and back to 50 Cent again), nobody’s safe from their lyric-Googling powers. Though I’m a bit worried about the safety of the Cracked staff – those guys might be in for a beat down.

Check out the 25 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever: Part 1, Part 2

The 6 Most Depressing IMDB Pages

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Most people think being an actor is all bright lights, red carpets and coke orgies. And for most of the ones you hear about, it is. But sometimes the glamor of the big screen doesn’t work out quite as planned, and quality, classically-trained actors end up playing bit parts for the rest of their life. Sad, I know. But that doesn’t mean we can’t mock their pain! Which is why you should check out Cracked.com’s “6 Most Depressing IMDB Pages“. If nothing else, it’s just nice to know that some people’s lives suck worse than your own.

Check out The 6 Most Depressing IMDB Pages, here!

The 25 Most Insanely Disturbing Sex Toys

sexy-toyLet’s be honest – we’ve never met a double-ended dildo we didn’t think had major potential. That said, when it comes to sex toys, things can get seriously out of hand in a heartbeat.

We know how it goes; first, you’re picking up a vibrator for your girlfriend here, a c*ckring for you there – and before you know it, you’re duct taped to a bed with your feet in the air as a life-sized Pillsbury Doughboy whips you with a cat-0-nine-tales made of Laffy Taffy.

So to avoid this fate, just check out Cracked.com’s 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys, which will show you all the naughtiest numbers to avoid at all cost. You know, unless you’re into that kind of thing…

Check out The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys, here!

The Top Weirdest Web Communities on Crack

The Internet is a place for everyone. Jocks, beauty queens, potheads, rockers, academia, criminals….you name it, there’s a site out there perfect for ‘em.Even the straight-up WEIRDOS.

Cracked.com has scoured the web for the 8 strangest, oddest and WTF-iest communities in Cyberland, and they’ve come up with some awesomely abnormal ones that are sure to kill some time and entertain you while you’re sitting there, bored in class.

Some highlights of the list:

#8: Icechewing.com. For, you know….all the “Ice Chewersâ€? out there. One blogger writes:

Long time chewer, first time member. (more…)