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Today’s WTF news items feature a man with a truly special dong that doubles as a carrying case for drugs, a couple of artists who make masterpieces out of William S. Burroughs’ dung, and a survey that revealed 1/3 of Russians believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Read more wackiness after the jump!

Stop kissing Josh Hamilton’s ass. He doesn’t deserve all the praise and he certainly doesn’t deserve to be called a hero or a role model or a good influence. He was a complete f**k up, but because he’s can still play baseball better than almost anyone else alive we should praise him? No.
Yes, he was addicted to cocaine and crack for years. Yes, the fact that he seem… Click to read more

In 1999 John Hamilton was the first pick of the Major League Baseball draft. The “Golden Boy” as he was dubbed, was a “5-Tool” power hitting outfielder with a rocket arm that consistently registered 96 MPH on the radar gun. The Tampa Bay Devil Rays drafted Hamilton 1st that year and gave the promising high school senior a 3.96 millio… Click to read more

Kurt Cobain’s Ashes Stolen?
This weekend, reports surfaced that Kurt Cobain’s ashes were stolen from life-coach Courtney Love’s mansion, along with jewelry and other possessions. Love is said to be in a “suicidal” condition after finding her ex-boyfriend and Nirvana front-man’s ashes missing, which she kept s… Click to read more

Amy Winehouse turned her Grammy into a makeshift crack pipe on Monday afternoon and was caught smoking out the prestigious music award.*
The artist’s depiction shows what it may have looked like if this incident was caught on camera.
I think things have gone far enough, Ms. Winehouse.
We get it, you are on crack… congratulations. We all know the… Click to read more

What a perfect post to make at 4:20.
VH1, purveyors of poor taste, will add yet another reality show to their already-overstuffed repertoire in January, titled Celebrity Rehab. The show will feature drugged-up celebs fighting with addiction while playing up their troubles for the camera.
I know, I know – it all sounds a bit redundant, doesn’t… Click to read more

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