Today’s WTF news items feature a drunk doctor in search of some drive-thru booze in Massachusetts, a group of Cowboys who saved a horse with its own manure in Memphis, and a Chinese dude who’s a real Family Guy… family is super important to him. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

The Coen Brothers remake of the western classic “True Grit” hits theaters tomorrow. If you haven’t seen the previews or opened your eyes in the past week, “True Grit” stars Jeff Bridges, Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, and this 14 year old prodigy Hailee Steinfeld. Bridges plays a tough U.S. Marshal who helps a stubborn young woman played by Steinfeld track down her father’s murderer. They showed a clip from the movie on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night and she was unbelievably good. Anyway, you should go see it. Also, here are 8 other westerns that should be in your Netflix queue.

Christmas is fast approaching, bringing with it countless special Christmas episode and season finales. And let’s face facts…nothing brings more Christmas cheer than watching the season finale of Dexter with those you love.

Minute to Win It – NBC – Tuesday, December 7, 8 p.m. (ET)
The popular game show returns, now with new Christmas-… Click to read more

Week 8 certainly had its share of fireworks. Another #1 bit the dust and Auburn earned the right to be the next BCS #1 with a win over LSU. This week one of the best rivalries in the nation will take place for the 88th time as the Florida Gators take on the Georgia Bulldogs; otherwise known as the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.

The Wisconsin Badgers upset the Ohio State Buckeyes, the Texas Longhorns upset Nebraska and Heisman hopefuls had a shootout in the highest scoring non-overtime game in the SEC. This week’s top games feature Auburn/LSU, Nebraska/Oklahoma State, Wisconsin/Iowa, and Oklahoma/Missouri. Here are some cheerleaders to get you pumped!

It’s another big week, guys. The big thing this week? Mad Men finale. However, there are still plenty of other comical, dramatic, and suspenseful goodies you might want to sink your teeth into! So put on your suit and tie, pour a martini, and get ready for a mad, mad week of television!
Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time – Comedy Ce-ntral – Tuesda… Click to read more

As the season goes on, the games start to get better. Over the last week of college football there were teams that stepped up, some that stepped back, others that kicked butt, and other that got there butt kicked. If you’re wondering what happened to the supposed best in the nation read on.

COED’s Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 hailed the film adaptation of “Arrested Development” as the most eagerly awaited release. Talk about your all-time c*cktease. Looking at this year’s tentative slate of box office hopefuls, you might think Hollywood is unoriginal. Even with with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley replacing Megan Fox, Transformers 3 has no chance of erasing the soiled diaper that was Revenge of the Fallen.

Mixr Media announces the launch of BlitzNation.com, a community for passionate NFL fans from all across the nation, sharing their love of football with other die-hard football fans. It launched with 9 teams – Bears, Packers, Cowboys, Giants, Eagles, Steelers, Titans, Patriots, and Chiefs – and will expand to cover all 32 teams.

Packer Fan Finds New Use For Classic Cadillac Eldorado [Busted Coverage]
Louise Glover Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]
The Tom Petty Super Bowl song choices [Brahsome]
Shannon Moakler in Maxim Magazine [The Grumpiest]
Top 10 British Hotties of 2007 [Bright Black Internet]
Scientology is funnier than farts and erection jokes… here’s why [… Click to read more

Sitting next to her father and manager Joe Simpson, the Employee of the Month star showed her support for her new beau by sporting a Cowboys jersey with Tony’s #9 — in pink, of course — emblazoned on the front and back. Sadly, having Jess in the stands was not exactly good luck for Tony, who not only lost the game, but also had his worst day ever as a starting quarterb… Click to read more

Oklahoma State University Head Coach Mike Gundy is not a happy man. Take a look at this clip where Coach Gundy unloads his anger on The Daily Oklahoman over a recently published article about benched Quarterback Bobby Reid.… Click to read more