The trial for the drunk driver accused of killing Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim pitcher, Nick Adenhart, began today. Sports Illustrated reports Andrew Gallo, 23, “spent hours drinking tequila and beer” at three bars before he got behind the wheel of his parents’ minivan the night Angels pitcher was killed by a drunken-driving crash.

Drunk driving kills or injures tens of thousands of people every year, ruining families and destroying lives. But it’s not just others who suffers from drinking and driving – it’s mostly you. So that you can get an idea of how much it actually sucks, here are 10 totally selfish (but totally valid) reasons it sucks to get a DUI.

OK, so this one blond chick pushed another other blond chick, who was holding her iPhone at the time, into a pool. iPhone broke, and now, for some dumbass reason, they’re on F’ing television. Fine. People are idiots. Don’t believe me? Just listen to her confident explanation of what ‘rocket science’ is.

Fresh off her community service sentence in 2007 for beaming her maid’s face with a diamond incrusted blackberry, Naomi Campbell is back in the courthouse. Apparently, she unleashed the fury on a couple of people after an airline lost her bags.
From CNN.com:
The Supermodel has been sentenced to 200 hours of community service after pleading guilty to… Click to read more

Oh Tampa, everything you do makes us laugh (at you). Apparently, a panel of jurors in a Tampa court was forced to watch “extreme hardcore porn” in court, while deliberating whether or not California pornographer, aptly named Max Hardcore (aka Paul F. Little), violated any criminal obscenity laws.
From Tampa Bay Online:
Today, U.S. District J… Click to read more

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick was sentenced to 23 months in jail on felony charges related to dogfighting after a shorter-than-expected hearing this morning.
In August Vick and his three co-defendants plead guilty for their affiliation with Bad Newz Kennels, a dogfighting group run out of a Virginia home in Vick’s name and approving th… Click to read more

Way to go, Jena Six: your copycats are even more ignorant than you racist pricks. (WCBSTV)
Way to go, Jena Six: you’ve ruined Halloween for the rest of us. (Des Moines Register)
Hey fellas, measure your wang accurately with the “phallumeasure.â€? (College Candy)
A Californian dentist feels around for cavities…in women’s heaving ch… Click to read more

Ladies be warned: you can’t change a player’s game in the 9th inning. (NY Post)
When violators of driving laws are stopped, Illinois will take their toll. (Chicago Sun-Times)
A Headmaster in the U.K. school system says children should have “a daily dose of fear.” When reached for comment, Severus Snape didn’t return calls… Click to read more

If there is any lesson to be learned from the charges filed against Lindsay Lohan, it’s that you should always, always shove every last crystal of cocaine up your nose before cops pull you over. That way you won’t get charged for possession…?
LiLo has been charged with seven misdemeanors (and zero felonies – more on that in a bit) fro… Click to read more

After violating her probation rapper Foxy Brown, three-months pregnant, will be serving time in the pen until her next court date, scheduled for September 7. Following the footsteps of recent preggo-prisoners, Brown is set to stay in a cell by herself, akin to having a dorm-room to herself.
Terrible, simply terrible.
The BlackBerry bludgeoner will not on… Click to read more