You may have heard a few weeks ago that around three tons of cocaine were seized from smugglers by the Costa Rican government. You may have also heard that they were using a submarine to do so.

Now, when we heard this, we laughed. It conjured up visions of a giant derelict craft stolen from Russia after the USSR’s collapse. That vision would be wrong.

The ’sub’ these guys were using was homemade. Out of wood and fiberglass. These guys used pipes that went to the surface to breathe! That is some serious Daffy Duck/Bugs Bunny sh*t right there.

One, who the f**k thinks ‘no man, f**k planes, planes are played out, lets use a submarine!’ Two, who was the guy who was like “YA AND LETS BUILD OUR OWN!” (more…)

The world is getting smaller. The combination of an increasingly rapid advancement of technology and the expansion of the global market has created a world in which…blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We’ve all heard this before, and quite frankly, it’s old news. The real story isn’t the world getting smaller, it’s the fact that the dating scene is getting bigger.

With the growing popularity of studying abroad and the numerous travel opportunities presented to students the chances of meeting your soul-mate are getting better. We’re no longer stuck scouring classes, the library, or a bar for potential hook-ups; given a couple of months overseas (or weeks in some cases) and a cursory understanding of a foreign language the number of places to meet the next Mr. or Mrs. Right are almost endless. (more…)

Famous from the cover and pages of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue, this 30-year-old Mexican model has been heating things up with her exotic looks since she was discovered in 1995 at a model search in Costa Rica. Maybe if all immigrants looked like Elsa, Lou Dobbs would shut the f**k up.

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