This video leaves me with much more questions than answers. Yes, I understand that the basic principle of the movie is that a fat guy wages war on a little kid with toy soldiers. There are still a few things that need to be clarified. 1. What the f*ck is this guy doing playing toy soldiers? He looks too old, so either kids now grow beards and weigh 300 pounds or he’s mentally challenged? Check out the video after the jump and see if you can answer any of my other questions.

We’ve all seen videos of civilians getting Tasered by the police. But what we’ve not seen nearly enough of is cops Tasing the sh*t out of each other. Needless to say, it’s F’ing hilarious. (Although, it’s probably also the reason they have no sympathy for your cries of pain when they hit you with the voltage.) So sit back, grab some popcorn, and get ready for The 11 Most Hilarious Cop-Tasing-Cop Videos

The holiday weekend saw audiences doing serious labor away from the movie theaters as the top earner only pulled in around $16 mil. The American outdueled Machete while Going The Distance only made it up halfway up Gross Box Office Mountain. This week’s entries feature umbrella corporations, dwarves, suicide, high school wrestling, and hip hop all-star Joaquin Phoenix. Put away the coke and snort these previews, homey!

Almost every single guy in the world has completely unrealistic fantasies that will most likely never happen. Whether they originate from pop culture, Halloween parties, or our high exposure to NSFW material is a complete and utter mystery. But it doesn’t stop us from spending a crazy amount of time hoping and praying that we’ll one day be able to live out these fantasies.

“I think we’re dying. I think we’re dead’ says the winner of the “Dumbest 911 Call of the Decade” according to the Jimmy Kimmel Show. This cop is definitely one dumb S.O.B., but we appreciate the hell out of him for all the good times he has given the COED staff over the years. Don’t say we never gave you anything.

If you still wonder why people hate cops, it’s because of sh*t like this. Kathryn Winkfein, a great-grandmother from Travis County, Texas was tased by this fat-ass coward during a routine traffic stop after she resisted arrest. Now, of course she was the one resisting arrest, but was it really necessary to use such brutal means on an old woman? I think not.

It’s 420, people! And that means every single one of you should be doing something to get yourself into celebration mode ASAP. To help get things going, let’s start off with a little throwback from 2007 called “This Dumbass Cop Eats Pot Brownies and Calls 911,” that way, at least you’ll know what NOT to do. (And get to laugh your ass off in the process.)

In the field of Halloween fantasy costumes, every guy has a personal favorite.
Maybe it’s the naughty cop, the socket for your plug or Goldie Locks. What ever your fantasy is, Halloween costume shops have a little something for everyone.
I put together a list of my personal favorites. Check it out then attempt to coax your lady into making your Hallowee… Click to read more