Who cares why or how this commercial makes sense? Did you see the title? All you need to know before watching this is that it has Jean Claude Van Damme and beer! Lionheart didn’t make any f*cking sense but that doesn’t stop you [me] from watching it over and over again. Unfortunately, we don’t get to see JCVD do crazy splits or collapse someone’s rib-cage but he does talk about stud penguins getting it on during mating season all while wearing a Canadian tux. Check out the video

There’s something to be said about catchy, pithy, and humorous ads, especially when it comes to beer commercials you see during sporting events and prime time television. These beer commercials, however, are about as funny as watching George Lopez sober. Here are some of our least favorites from some of the most popular beer companies in the country.

Statistics show that the more a girl drinks, the more she’ll find you attractive. While a few vodka-sodas might make her overlook your beer belly and stained shirt, it won’t help her to fully see past your crooked teeth, goatee, or bald spot. And that’s where shotgunning steps in. Instant beer goggles. So sit back, relax, and realize that these stunngingly sexy girls shotgunning could be yours one day.

I work in a German style brewery cannot count how many times I have corrected people who ordered a Coors Light. Being a compassionate and charitable soul, I feel absolutely obligated to convince everyone that we deserve nothing less than a genuine, tasty brew.

Everyone knows sex sells, especially when you’re selling stuff to dudes. And if you ask us, that’s freakin’ awesome. But the best part isn’t the television commercials and magazine advertisements – it’s all the smokin’ hot babes companies hire to put a face (and hot body) to their brand name. Pushing everyth… Click to read more

I’m kind of a beer snob. I refuse to drink Coors Light, Miller Lite, and especially Bud Light. It tastes like water that something awful has been dropped in. I know, I know—how did I ever manage to get through college, right? I mean, I drink it during Beer Pong. But I don’t like it.
I do like to experiment with new beers, though. I really, really adore blu… Click to read more