I f***ing hate cats. I’m a dog guy. But, that doesn’t mean that I love all dogs. I’m not a huge fan of really small dogs. I’m worried I’ll step on ‘em and kill ‘em. So, why do dogs rule and cats drool? Because they’re extremely helpful and functional. Ever see a seeing eye cat? Exactly. We’re not blind but we do like to get blind stinkin’ drunk, so a dog that can retrieve beers would be so ace. Check out the video of man’s bestest drinkin’ buddy after the jump.

Take a spinning stool, a couple beers and a leaf blower and you can create a fun ride in your own back yard. I would like to see this guy attach a couple leaf blowers to his legs, shot gun a beer then get on the stool! That would be entertaining.… Click to read more