Thanksgiving is here and that means football and food. It’s one of the greatest holidays for men because we get to live like kings. While we knock back brewdogs and debate the effectiveness of the Wildcat against the 3-4 defense, the sexier sex aka better halves gather in the kitchen to create a beastly feast worthy of a place far better than our guts. To honor these top chefs, we’ve compiled the following photo gallery of frickin’ hot foodies who know how to whip, beat, blend, bake, chop, peel and mash our senses.

Thanksgiving is here so why not spice up this years dinner with some Marijuana? You’ve heard of pot brownies but Marijuana can be added so so many more foods. Check out the recipes below for a few easy to cook ideas.

Now you can actually put beer into your food. Who’d’a thunk it! This book covers everything from appetizers, soups, stews and main courses. They even have beer bread! Now you can “tie one on” while enjoying your corn beef on rye lunch!

So, you’re a busy guy that doesn’t know a thing about preparing a decent pasta dish. Don’t fret — here is one of the easiest, if not the easiest and most filling pasta dishes around: Pasta Carbonara.

Moving from a dorm or a dirty frat house into an off-campus house is one of the perks of becoming an upperclassmen in college. You usually pick your friends, find a place, sign the lease, and then party on your own terms. However, just like dorm-room essentials, every guy moving into an off-campus house (whether it’s a one bedroom apartment or a four bedroom house) needs a few things…

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Temperatures are heating up across the country, which means that turning on a kitchen oven can make things quite toasty. So what’s an amateur chef to do? Why take off all her clothes and throw on an apron of course! Nothing says modern and sexually-emancipated like a naked woman bending over a hot stove.

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A full days gourmet eating cooked in a coffee maker!

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By no means are we suggesting that women should be in the kitchen That’s wrong, insensitive and downright ignorant. All we’re saying is that when women choose to be in the kitchen, it has to be one of the g*ddamn hottest things we’ve ever seen. We’re not sure what it is, but there’s just something about a hottie stripping down into nothing but an apron and covering herself in brownie batter that makes us feel like men again.

What’s in the pot, Martha – pot? Clearly not.
When comedienne/everywoman Amy Sedaris appeared on Martha Stewart recently to cook “Lil’ Smokie Cheese Balls” she stated that A1 sauce “is equivalent to Bongwater.”
Martha obviously had no idea what Sedaris was talking about.
Then Sedaris proceeded to say that… Click to read more