By no means are we suggesting that women should be in the kitchen That’s wrong, insensitive and downright ignorant. All we’re saying is that when women choose to be in the kitchen, it has to be one of the g*ddamn hottest things we’ve ever seen. We’re not sure what it is, but there’s just something about a hottie stripping down into nothing but an apron and covering herself in brownie batter that makes us feel like men again.

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To get laid, the most you need is scented candles, massage oil and Barry White’s greatest hits. But anything more than that requires a bit more work. Say you’ve gone out on a couple of dates. She’s beautiful, chill and gets your jokes. You’re relaxed, funny, and genuinely enjoying yourself. You both know it’s going to the next step of something more serious. What do you do now? Below is a complete list of all you need to know to keep her around–and off your back!

Path out the full path from Manimal to Man after the jump! (more…)

What’s in the pot, Martha – pot? Clearly not.

When comedienne/everywoman Amy Sedaris appeared on Martha Stewart recently to cook “Lil’ Smokie Cheese Balls” she stated that A1 sauce “is equivalent to Bongwater.”

Martha obviously had no idea what Sedaris was talking about.

Then Sedaris proceeded to say that she “used to smoke”…so Martha replied “do you like smoked cheese?” Clueless! I can’t believe this “baker” has never been “baked.” (more…)

What guy doesn’t like blowing shit up, melting things or in general, lighting crap of fire? Every guy in America has some hidden fascination with destruction. Why do you think the Discovery Channel and TLC are so popular?

On U-Starvin.com some “scientist” puts random everyday objects into microwaves and sees what will happen after a few minutes of cooking. The premise is pretty simple but the video results will leave you entertained for hours.

If you don’t believe me visit U-Starvin.com and see what happens to a dozen eggs (or even Christmas lights) after they spend a few minutes in what I’ve coined, “the microwave of destruction.”