If I’ve learned two things to not do from rap songs, it’s don’t sell drugs from your house and don’t pull out a gun unless you’re willing to use it. I can’t tell if the robber in this video is a country music fan, but he clearly hasn’t heard about the rule regarding packing heat. How can a self-respecting robber get his ass handed to him by a scrawny drunk dude who’s picking up some late-night snacks? I guess embarrasment is the real reason why he’s so busy trying to face. Video after the jump!

For most of us, having someone try to rob you at gunpoint has to be one of the most terrifying situations imaginable. For this convenience store clerk, on the other hand, it seems to have made his day. With a gun in his face, this dude proceeds to calmly walk around the counter, and beat the ever-living crap out of the wannabe thief.