Buzzfeed just posted this contract that was left behind by a dorm room’s previous occupants – three girls. The terms of the contract? If these coeds are still “single and desperate” in 12 years they agree to get boob jobs and if the boob jobs don’t “increase desirability from the opposite (aka male), they’ll become lesbians and adopt African babies. The person who submitted the contract whited out the girls’ names but not very well. Check out the screengrabs of the contract and let us know who these chicks are after the jump!

The dog days of summer have always been a downtime for sports fans. With LeBron’s “Decision” finally past us, ESPN can now focus on Brett Favre’s “Decision” (take 5), but since it is now August, only one thing matters: Fantasy Football and your draft day decisions! I have gone undefeated over the last six fantasy leagues I’ve been a part of, including football, baseball and basketball, and want to share some helpful tips I use during each draft to the COED Community.

With the NFL draft quickly approaching on April 22, outrageous rookie contracts and salaries are becoming a hot topic once again. When 21-year-old players who haven’t passed all their humanities courses are being guaranteed upwards of $30 to $40 million, it has become clear you don’t have to be a middle-aged Wall Street mogul to be a mega-rich anymore.

Poor Tom Brady is out for the season and now we learn that he has an ACL and MCL tear, which will take him about 9 months to get back to any kind of athletic position. Tears? Angst? Hold onto that for a moment. Tom Brady is not hard up for your sympathy just yet.
1. This one is easy. If I had 9 months of doting and BJ’s from Gisele Bundchen, I am not sure I would be figh… Click to read more