When the news broke recently that Ann Coulter had been dumped by her boyfriend, whose body she apparently hasn’t had a chance to eat yet, word quickly spread through the pickup artist community that a new top prize was loose on the field. You see, Ann is to pickup artists what ten point bucks are to hunters. She is their Moby Dick. Successfully picking her up would be the most impressive display of game maybe ever, or at least since John Smith famously day gamed Pocahontas back in the 1400s.

Ann’s eligibility has ignited a fierce debate amongst seasoned PUAs: how does one effectively employ Mystery’s teachings when your target is the most deranged female (who wasn’t born by Judy Garland) on the planet? Tried and true methods like negging and magic tricks are guaranteed to work on any woman no matter what, but since your target might not be entirely human, these techniques need to be adjusted accordingly in order to be 100-percent effective. (more…)

Keep eating those extra-value meals, fatty – you’ll get the last laugh.

Spray Pancakes: the wave of the future…I think. I hope.

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Pat Robertson (conservative) endorses Rudy Giuliani (uh…not very conservative by comparison).

Stealing $2.25 from an elementary school cafeteria is the new “stealing candy from a baby.”

Best. World. Record. Ever.