Being the sexually active, irresponsible college student that I am, I’ve gone home with my fair share of random girls, and over the past couple of years I’ve come across some sleeping habits that annoy the hell out of me. Nothing is worse than having a peaceful night’s sleep ruined by your hookup’s uncontrollable unconscious tendencies. But I digress. Anyway, here are five habits that annoy me more than most:

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Two days ago at the university heath center and came across a few little known facts about sexy time. Beware, as these tidbits may scare you away from sex for life (or at least for the night). Check out the 5 Horrifying Sexy Time Facts here!

With spring break right around the corner, your minds are starting to focus on exotic locales, partying with friends, and bikinis – but what are you forgetting?
A poorly planned Spring Break can be a total nightmare, both during and after the week is over. Want to stay safe and healthy in Cancun..or where ever else you’ll be traveling? Follow this Sprin… Click to read more

Two days ago, I went to my university’s health center. Now usually I completely disregard any information I get at the health center on the grounds of either a) I have heard that every year since I first took sex ed in 7th grade, or b) they’re full of ish. But this time, by the luck of the draw, I happened to get a check-up from someone that (gasp!) actually knew what they were talking about. These are a few little known facts I picked up that I thought I would share.

It’s official, students at the University of South Carolina (and their Gamecocks) rank #1 in the nation in sexual health, according to Trojan condom’s 2009 Sexual Health Report Card. The annual study analyzed 141 schools in the major NCAA conferences, grading them on a wide array of factors, including health center hours of operation, condom availability, HIV testing costs and the availability of anonymous anonymous advice.

A guy’s biggest issue with traditional condoms isn’t the lack of sensitivity (although that is annoying), it’s the fact that they are difficult to carry around. In a perfect world, you’d be able to carry a condom around in your wallet but according to ever sex educator ever putting a condom in your wallet is bad news. It weakens the latex, making it more likely that the integrity of the condom will fail.

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Frustrated that her college does not distribute birth control, Stonehill College senior Katie Freitas decided she would do it herself. After collecting hundreds of free condoms from two family-planning agencies, she and about 20 classmates placed boxes of the contraceptives in student dormitories across the Easton campus last month…

This past weekend I returned to my alma mater, Union College, for my first alumni weekend. On Saturday afternoon, I awoke hungover, grabbed breakfast, and rolled over to the football game.
I must admit, I really didn’t pay attention to the game. Watching our football team play is like walking in on your parents having sex – you do it once and then n… Click to read more

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In case you’ve never heard of it, the Kama Sutra is a book and I’ve lost some of you right at the word ‘book,” haven’t I? Wait, wait … let me finish. The Kama Sutra is a book about sex. Welcome back, my friends, welcome back. Written in a year I can’t remember, by a guy whose name I can’t spell (and am not going to look up), the Kama Sutr… Click to read more

The results of the 2007/2008 Durex Sexual Wellbeing Global Survey results are in – and we Americans should be sad.
Americans spend nearly three hours every week grooming themselves, but less than one hour on foreplay and sexual intercourse. It’s no wonder that only 46% of us describe our love lives as exciting, or existent for that matter.
On average,… Click to read more

So you’re having great sex and the condom breaks. Maybe you kept it in your wallet too long, or it’s old, or she was a little dry…whatever the case, you need to act quickly.
First thing, you need to pick up Plan B.

Plan B is an emergency contraceptive that can still prevent a pregnancy after contraceptive failure, unprotected sex, or sexual assault. It sho… Click to read more

On any other day seeing a bunch of commercials would really piss me off. But this next set of condom commercials will have to ROTFL!
I just abbreviated “rolling on the floor laughing”… someone kill me.

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