Why Can’t Computers Do This? [Video]

OK, so I understand that this maybe isn’t a practical use for a computer, but why the f**k can’t they do this? Granted, this video is in French, so I don’t actually have any clue what the hell is going on here – but so what? Whatever it is, it’s f**king awesome.

COED Classic: How I Killed a Guy: A True Story

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The whole mess started on a regular workday—computer, phone, cubicle, all that. I had a new employee, “Tiff,” who I had to start training that morning. “Whoopee!” I thought sarcastically, leaning back my chair. Then she walked in.

About six-feet tall, great body, ok grill-piece–but her curves smoothed over any visible flaws. Like every girl in NYC who’s six-feet tall, she was an “aspiring model.”

Less than 15 minutes after I started training her, she pops a flash drive into my computer, with over 100 pictures of her in sexy lingerie, some spread shots. All amateur, but not bad to look at–and NFSW, any way you put it.

Check out the whole story here!

You Need This: Touch Book Laptop

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These days everyone’s trying to get the biggest bang for their buck, especially when it comes to buying pricey new electronics. Which is why the Touch Book laptop from Always Innovating should be your next purchase. Weighing in at a mere two-pounds, the Touch Book sports a 9-inch, crystal-clear 1024×600 screen, internal USB ports (unlike many netbooks, which have awkward dongles), built-in WiFi and Bluetooth and an easily upgradeable 8GB micro SD card for storage. (more…)

Apple’s Smallest Computer Yet – The Mactini [Video]

If you’ve been waiting to get an Apple laptop, but didn’t want to throw down any serious cash, I introduce to you the Mactini. Sure, you might not get all the features of a full-sized laptop, but you’ll get used to it.

Let’s All Screw America Up Even More!: Why Free Downloads Suck

Okay, so a monk walks into a Best Buy. This isn’t a joke.

He buys three CDs, eight movies, two computer games, Adobe Illustrator CS3, the entire X-Files series, Microsoft Office Professional, and Rosetta Stone v3, so he can learn Swahili to communicate with his half-sister. The cost of all that? Easily over $2,500. Two weeks ago he bought Autodesk Maya Unlimited for his son who just got into graphic design–that was over $5,000.

Well guess what? He could have gotten all that in about two days or less for free. It’s all about the torrents–transferable pieces of data (like on Limewire, kids)  that anyone with a computer and the Internet can access, click on, and wait for a few hours (or even minutes) to download. Literally type, click, and wait. Music, games, movies, applications, books, porn–you name it, it’s there. For free.

Now. What is wrong with this picture? You tell me. Limewire’s legal. uTorrent’s legal. Azureus is legal. Think about it for a minute. I could get all those things in an hour or two while I go to the gym or go to school or sleep. When I get back: TADA! (more…)

10 Tips For Going Green In College

recycle-reuse-reduce.jpgGetting ready to throw yourself back into that world of dorming? And do you care about the environment? Well, good luck. Being green, in some dorms, is pretty freakin’ hard. Recycling bins are nowhere to be found, resources are being wasted left and right and most of the kids around you don’t care.

That doesn’t mean you have to throw in the non-recyclable towel. There are so many things you can do to reduce your carbon footprint and give back to Mother Earth. Here are some tips to help the planet and inspire your peers to do the same:

1. Skip the single serving snack-packs. Get a big bag and make your own single-serving portion in a small plastic bag when you’re on the go. Wash the bag out when you’re done and do it again the next time. It’s that easy.

2. Chill out with the AC. Tons of college students keep their AC’s running just because they can. That’s not cool! (Note: yes, the pun was intended.) Don’t act like a monkey when it comes to the environment. Leaving your AC running while you’re out hurts the planet regardless of whether or not you’re paying the bill. (more…)

5 Rad Things To Do With Your Dad

father sonIt’s easy to forget that dads weren’t always dads, which is why we honor them (for giving up their dreams for you). But instead of just doing whatever your mom or sister planned this year, give him some quality guy-time–because that’s all he really wants. And remember, just because Father’s Day is only today, that doesn’t mean you these rad guy activities wouldn’t still kick ass.

1. Build Something: Whether your father is a carpenter or a computer engineer, he’s still a guy and, therefore; likes to build crap. If he already has some projects he’s working on, ask him about them and see if you can help. You can always check out BuildingGadgets.com, which has a ton of cool do-it-yourself electronics. Or you could just build him a blog, but it’s not really the same thing.

Check out the full list after the jump! (more…)

How I Killed a Guy: A True Story

2007_04_esbjump4.jpg

The whole mess started on a regular workday—computer, phone, cubicle, all that. I had a new employee, “Tiff,” who I had to start training that morning. “Whoopee!” I thought sarcastically, leaning back my chair. Then she walked in.

About six-feet tall, great body, ok grill-piece–but her curves smoothed over any visible flaws. Like every girl in NYC who’s six-feet tall, she was an “aspiring model.”

Less than 15 minutes after I started training her, she pops a flash drive into my computer, with over 100 pictures of her in sexy lingerie, some spread shots. All amateur, but not bad to look at–and NFSW, any way you put it. (more…)

Call Center Salesman Goes Insane

Panamanian call center rep insults an American customer trying to buy a PC computer.

The Daily Shocker: Puppy Love

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Believed to be cursed for his murderous act of stoning two dog’s boning in his rice field, an Indian dude marries a dog to end the curse.

Nip/Tuck is going downtown.

VIDEO: this PC-powered car brings a whole new meaning to “powered Windows.”

It’s better to have your PC toasted than fried.

Weezer announces release date for sixth album, which not only is titled as lazy as their last record, but will be released on April 22. Wow…thanks for the half-year-early update, guys.

You know those messages on bathroom walls that say “If you’re looking for a good time call Gina”? You’re not supposed to really call them looking for a good time.