Forget corny pick-up lines and forget wasting your money on buying a potential hook-up a drink. You’re a COED man and you shouldn’t have to go around a bar begging girls to go home with you. Instead, take our advice, and you’ll have all the women you meet dying to sleep with you. Let’s just hope that she can keep it her in her pants until you find a bed.

In these harsh economic times, shacking up with a few friends is a popular way to save money on living costs — or, if you’re in school and living on campus, you might have no choice but to live with someone else. One of the many glories of being a twenty-something is this rite of passage: sharing a living space with someone from a completely different background.

Oh yes! Screw what the hippies say, the sun is public enemy #1. If we could, we should blow it up…or at least try…like Superman-IV-style. The sun is not trying to kill us yet, but it is trying something worse. The sun, the giver of light and life (sorry creationists), is trying to destroy our entire technological infrastructure.