I can’t help but feel somewhat responsible for not showing you this video a few days later. This plunger commercial has had the audio completely reworked by JaboOody Studios into one of the funniest things I’ve seen on the internet. If you’re into high-brow bowel comedy, then this video is a great way to start the day. Just like no-wiper! Video after the jump!

If there’s one subject that I physically can’t learn enough about, it’s business time aka boning. So, you can imagine my wiener’s reaction when I read that there’s a school of sex launching in the Fall of 2012. And we’re not talking like chalkboard, projector, notebooks, and desks – we’re talking like strap on a rubber, warm some lube, and have at it, Hoss. Watch the school’s banned commercial and find out why I won’t apply after the jump.

So this is why I see so many f*cking kids at dubstep and electronic music shows: kids are eating ecstasy for breakfast. C’mon kids, you have to at least have something in your stomach before you go munching on a whole bowl of rolls and womp your training bra off with dancing bears. When I was a kid, my mom used to make me drink soy milk and corn flakes before sending me off to school – this girl just gets right into the real breakfast of champions without a second thought. Maybe we should start giving kids rolls at a young age. It’s obviously not affecting her imagination (she’s dancing with stuffed bears wearing karate belts). Check out the girl with serious holes in her brain after the jump!

I saw this commercial yesterday for Christian Mingle, a Christian dating website, and had to laugh to myself. The parody commercial for Christian Casual Encounters is even better: “It was really important for me to find someone with similar Christian beliefs, as well as find someone that was into Double A / Double V Gag-Sex.” Wait until 0:45, you’ll bust a gut. Check out the video after the jump!

With DVR, downloads, online movies and Netflix, people aren’t watching commercials like they used to. But something tells us that if all commercials were more like this one, the fast forward button might last a little longer.

Have you ever wondered what mentally insane people see everytime they close their eyes, ones that have watched way too much bad television and movies? Well you get this – 10 minutes of what happens when you put a collection of unlabeled VHS tapes into a blender and watch the resulting phantasmagoria of chaos. We have absolutely no idea why this video was made or the purpose it serves mankind, but believe us when we say this: once you start watching, you can’t stop – no matter how psychedelically freaky it gets! See this video oddity for yourself… if losing your mind isn’t that big of a deal for you.

Ok, so the Chinese Boob Clamp may be just a reimagined corset, but that doesn’t make it any less awesome. Simply tug on the drawstring and Voila! Instant cleavage (PacMan sound effects not included). Warning: Video is Highly Addictive.

You know those lame Miller Lite commercials where the hot bartenders put down dudes who don’t care about the taste of their beer? They run every break during NFL games. Well, one spot (“European Man Thong”) has really grown on us and it’s not for its mind-blowing humor (sarcasm), it’s for the jaw-dropping drink server featured. Turns out it’s NBA star David Lee’s fiancee, Sabina Gadecki. The 27 year old actress and model has hosted the Travel Channel’s coverage of the World Poker Tour was a former 2002 Miss Miss Western Massachusetts who has appeared in Seventeen, Redbook, and Premiere.

Just saw this absolutely ridiculous commercial on TV for iRenew, an energy bracelet you wear that improves your strength, balance, and wellness. This isn’t the first time we’ve seen an accessory that claims to use seemingly supernatural mojo to aid performance, but the marketing gurus at iRenew really phoned it in trying to convince us. Check out the commercial after the jump!

Bo knows baseball. Bo knows football. Bo has always known a lot, as evidenced by this famous commercial. There’s never a wrong time to remember the greatness that is Bo, and wonder why the man responsible for the blast that rocked the ’89 All-Star Game is still not in the Hall of Fame, baseball or football…or even this Tecmo Bowl Throwback. What’s up with that? Not even Bo knows. Maybe Denver Dream’s Skyler can provide some answers.

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We all know, work can be stressful. Especially when you have some douchebag trying to grab the pizza out of your hand while you’re trying to freakin’ act! So you can’t really blame Jim Breuer for getting pissed off. But that doesn’t make seeing a celebrity lose his sh*t any less awesome.

So apparently, this whole ‘sexting’ thing is getting out of hand. It’s so bad, that it’s become an international problem that requires commercials to explain why you might not want to share naked pictures of yourself online. Because if you do, you end up on a Website called TopTitis.com, which is a total drag… I guess…?

This day and age, everyone’s affected by the global recession. And you have to take the jobs you can get. But this Brazilian dude has it really rough. Day in and day out, he slaves through the grueling work of – wait a minute, he’s a masseuse for supermodels! Well, in that case, you wanna trade?

You know, the Japanese have done a lot of crazy sh!t in their time. So I don’t know how any video on the Internet that involves Japanese people could catch me off-guard. But then I click another link and am again amazed at how amazingly random and vulgar they can be. It’s amazing…