Let’s face it – we’re addicted. Every single one of us. We’re addicted to ‘tweets’ and ‘blogs’ and cute f**king kittens. We’re addicted to staying in touch with everyone we’ve ever met (and plenty of people we’ve never met), to talking sh*t anonymously to strangers and laughing at other’s misfortune. And it’s high time somebody show this every-growing monstrosity called the Internet who’s the g*ddamn boss! Which is where Tosh.0 comes in. (more…)

Who needs SNL when rabid anal pummeling is readily available on Comedy Central? The geniuses behind South Park brilliantly spoofed Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones on Wednesday night and (surprise, surprise!) the execs at Paramount aren’t happy.

The episode, Olympic Nightmare, shamelessly draws from those please-god-make-it-stop scenes in The Accused and Deliverance. Anytime one of the SP boys screams “rape!” you know the show is about to go from funny to masterful. (more…)

When you think of Russell Crowe, comedy isn’t the first thing that comes to mind–unless, of course, pummeling a dude in the face with a metal helmet is your idea of humor. Which is why when we heard Russell Crowe announced that he told the Sydney Morning Herald that he might be playing comedian Bill Hicks in an upcoming bio-pic, the first thing we did was laugh.

But then we remembered that Bill Hicks was a total badass. From the great state of Texas, Hicks’ pissed-off, stand-up/rant style of comedy landed him the #19 spot on Comedy Central’s ‘Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time.’ But like all good things, Bill’s end came too quickly, dying from pancreatic cancer at age 32. So since we were blue-balled with that one, a bio pic is definitely in order.

Check out a very NSFW (language) Bill Hicks stand-up act after the jump! (more…)

When you think of Russell Crowe, comedy isn’t the first thing that comes to mind–unless, of course, pummeling a dude in the face with a metal helmet is your idea of humor. Which is why when we heard Russell Crowe announced that he told the Sydney Morning Herald that he might be playing comedian Bill Hicks in an upcoming bio-pic, the first thing we did was laugh.

But then we remembered that Bill Hicks was a total badass. From the great state of Texas, Hicks’ pissed-off, stand-up/rant style of comedy landed him the #19 spot on Comedy Central’s ‘Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time.’ But like all good things, Bill’s end came too quickly, dying from pancreatic cancer at age 32. So since we were blue-balled with that one, a bio pic is definitely in order.

Check out a very NSFW (language) Bill Hicks stand-up act after the jump! (more…)

You know Bob Saget from his stint on Full House where he played the fun loving neat freak dad, Danny Tanner. But don’t let the lessons he taught DJ, Stephanie and Michelle fool ya. Saget’s comedy is raunchy, he’s a real Rated-R S.O.B. (If you don’t believe me check out this clip called “Danny Tanner Was Not Gay.”)

Saget will be ripped to shreads (in a fun way) by his close comedian friends on Sunday, August 17 at 10:00 p.m. at Comedy Central’s Roast of Bob Saget.

All in all this sounds like a laugh riot in the making but Comedy Central has added icing to the cake by bringing on his old Full House pal John Stamos to act as Roast Master. Have mercy!

Comedian Louis CK explores the boundless world of animation:

Stephen Colbert announced the announcement Americans have wanted to hear, straight from the source’s mouth: he is running for President!

Acting oddly reserved – as well as staunchly American; check the bale of hay and brown-bottle beer – Colbert first announced that he would “consider” announcing an announcement on the subject of him running for President “on a more prestigious show.”

He did exactly that an hour later on his very own Colbert Report. (more…)

South Park will be airing all-new episodes this month starting tonight. The latest episode of the show has Cartman coping with Tourette’s Syndrome in the most unsavory way.

From the official South Park website:

“Eric Cartman will say despicable things on national television. It’s all a part of Cartman’s master plan in an all-new episode of “South Park.” Continuing in its 11th season and fresh off of an Emmy win for Best Animated Program, “South Park” returns with seven all-new episodes beginning on Wednesday, October 3 at 10:00 p.m. on COMEDY CENTRAL. As a bonus, fans will be able to download the uncensored version of each new episode from the 11th season on iTunes, xBox, Amazon Unbox, walmart.com and bittorrent.com.

In the premiere episode, Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette’s syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, Cartman lines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.”

To honor this most festive of occasions we present you, fair reader, with some of the most memorable clips from the most recent seasons of South Park.

Watch the South Park clips after the jump. (more…)

Sarah Silverman redefines the term “outspoken.”

While the katana-tongued comedienne has as many haters as she does lovers, one thing is for certain: she will make you feel uncomfortable, guaranteed.

Whether that’s a plus or minus is up for debate.

With that said, what could be more entertaining than hearing Silverman rant about sex, race, kids, and religion in convenient, bite-size clips? Not much, I suppose.

Check out Sarah Silverman’s “Me Moments,” and tune in to Comedy Central tonight at 10:30 EST to see a brand-new episode of The Sarah Silverman Program.