September 13th is Jeffrey Ross’s birthday. The current New York Friars’ Club “Roastmaster General” has been a roaster for the last 8 Comedy Central Roasts. In my mind, the last great insult comic was Don Rickles. Many believe he (begrudgingly) passed the torch to Ross, who manages to stick, jab, and uppercut with vitriolic barbs that sneak attack its victims simply because of his looks and delivery. While Rickles was a bulldog, Ross is like a basset hound. Anyway, to celebrate his grand entry to the stage known as life and to get you pumped for what is sure to be another classic skewering on the Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen on September 19th, we’ve pulled together some of his best roasts. Check ‘em out after the jump.

On March 9th, I went to the taping of Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump at Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City. Instead of doing cookie cutter interviews I decided to go rogue and see what type of situations I could get into with an all-access VIP pass to the gold carpet, taping of the show and after-party all courtesy of AXE Hair. Good thing I had my camera because the night was a whirlwind of booze, comedy and celebrities. See the pics and videos after the jump!

Our Facebook page is alive with the sound … uh, we mean sight of comments! Today, we take a look at arguably the hottest Australian model to ever directly contact us… okay THE hottest to ever contact us… the winner of our most recent caption contest, and we reveal the identity of the pic we posted. Beyonce? Seriously? Get your eyes checked, dude! Read more after the jump!

Oh those crazy Catholics!
It seems like Pope and his peeps are bored, thanks to a lull in priest’s raping altar boys. Now they are monitoring the roasts of Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic of Mike and Mike in the Morning.
Dude, it’s a roast!
The goal in a roast is to say tasteless sh** that is funny because of how unfunny it is. Look at the roasts of Flava Fl… Click to read more