Just think where the world wouldn’t be without the United States of America. Actually, don’t answer that (because it would be too depressing to think about). To be fair, though, we do owe a lot of credit to Italy (Amerigo Vespucci) and Spain (Christopher Columbus) for first discovering ‘us’. That’s why we’re going to let you, our readers, decide who should lay claim to the Columbus Day Hottie Competition. We’ve pitted the three countries against each other in an epic showdown, a threeway that’s sure to get exciting. Check out the action after the jump!

Today’s Columbus Day. And that means different things to different people, generally dependent upon how many Native Americans you know. But since Spain was the one who sent the explorer on his misguided route, we’ve decided to celebrate the country that helped make us who we are today – with tons of super-smokin’ Spanish babes!

Today’s Columbus Day. And that means different things to different people, generally dependent upon how many Native Americans you know. But since Spain was the one who sent the explorer on his misguided route, we’ve decided to celebrate the country that helped make us who we are today -with tons of super-smokin’ Spanish babes!