Usually sports teams owners aren’t mentioned when listing off notable alumni. Why? They’re regarded as the scum of the Earth – vile human beings who are greedy penny pinchers. Well, newsflash, I’d f***ing love to be a sports team owner. Been a dream of mine since day 1. So, this list of top owner-producing colleges created by the Wall Street Journal would’ve been super helpful. Check it out after the jump.

Everyone knows that drugs exist on college campuses, it’s just that there’s a massive difference between selling them and using them. Considering that both the school and the government don’t want any drug-related incidents on-campus, it’s no surprise that every so often a local dealer will get busted. These ten dealers were making some ‘A student’ money, but should have studied their subject a little more. Check out the list of the ten biggest college drug busts in US history after the jump.

Today’s WTF news items feature a New York mom who thought she bought a kid-friendly cartoon and ended up scarring her kids for life with adult entertainment, a Columbia University study that revealed hoes use Facebook just as much as housewives, and a joint study spearheaded by Purdue University that says Minority Report inspired the technology behind robot nurses obeying commands through hand gestures. (*mimes beating off*) Read more wackiness after the jump!

Kiplinger’s just released its ranking of the best value schools broken down into two major categories: public and private. Their rankings are based on a combination of academics (SAT or ACT scores, admission and retention rates, graduation rates) and affordability (total expenses for in-state vs. out-of-state students, average debt per student at graduation). While that’s all well and good for penny pinchers, what about us booty chasers? We decided to take a look at which of the top “best value” public and private colleges hooks up the most.

If you want to be a super lawyer, going to a Top 10 school is your ticket to ultimate big-firm success. However, getting into these schools isn’t a walk in the park. Not only do you need an amazing GPA, but you need to murder your LSAT (the law school admissions test). To even be considered by the majority of these schools, you need to crack well above a 170 (ou… Click to read more

It’s official, students at the University of South Carolina (and their Gamecocks) rank #1 in the nation in sexual health, according to Trojan condom’s 2009 Sexual Health Report Card. The annual study analyzed 141 schools in the major NCAA conferences, grading them on a wide array of factors, including health center hours of operation, condom availability, HIV testing costs and the availability of anonymous anonymous advice.

PETER KIM
Columbia University, 25, Undeclared major
Peter Kim is an Iraq vet and current student at Columbia University. COED recently interviewed Kim, who told us about signing up for the Marines, getting shipped out, his typical day in Iraq and going back to school.… Click to read more

After receiving what he felt to be “unfriendly treatmentâ€? at Columbia University, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmandinejad has decided to return the favor by extending an invitation to President Bush to speak at an Iranian university. Ahmandinejad, who has finished up his visit to New York, offered the invitation to show the world how much more respec… Click to read more