If there’s one subject that I physically can’t learn enough about, it’s business time aka boning. So, you can imagine my wiener’s reaction when I read that there’s a school of sex launching in the Fall of 2012. And we’re not talking like chalkboard, projector, notebooks, and desks – we’re talking like strap on a rubber, warm some lube, and have at it, Hoss. Watch the school’s banned commercial and find out why I won’t apply after the jump.

Freedom and Fraternities: two of the greatest things that America can offer the world. COED helps to celebrate the day known as Fraturday by bringing you the frattiest of fratographs. You can celebrate Fraturday in almost any way, shape or form so long as those ways, shapes, or forms involve alcohol. The first weekend back at school after the Thanksgiving break is the perfect opportunity to get back at it. This bro sets the gold standard for what’s expected of you, so step it up and pay him and his facial artistry homage. Check out the fratastic pics after the jump, and if you go with the Black Label, be sure to split the bottle with some buddies.

Freedom and Fraternities: two of the greatest things that America can offer the world. COED helps to celebrate the day known as Fraturday by bringing you the frattiest of fratographs. You can celebrate Fraturday in almost any way, shape or form so long as those ways, shapes, or forms involve alcohol. Keep in mind that Bros can be artists too – they love to paint stuff with their urine and the blood of GDI’s. I dare you to tell the two dudes above that ink doesn’t look good. Check out more Fraturday nonsense after the jump!

Thanksgiving is all about football, feasting, and family. But, if you’re in the 18-34 age demo, this time of year is also your high school’s homecoming. You’ll usually rage your face off on Blackout Wednesday, gnaw on some hair of the dog at your high school’s homecoming football game against your bitter rivals, stuff your grill that night, pass out, then marvel at all the @ssholes losing their minds on Black Friday while you prep your ‘puter for Cyber Monday. To get you amped for the plethora of parties bound to go down this week, we’ve put together playlists comprised of the past decade’s most popular songs by graduating class. Check out each class’s suggested playlist after the jump.

Freedom and Fraternities: two of the greatest things that America can offer the world. COED helps to celebrate the day known as Fraturday by bringing you the frattiest of fratographs. You can celebrate Fraturday in almost any way, shape or form so long as those ways, shapes, or forms involve alcohol. Take these ladies for example. Not only are they headed to a sweet party (probs at a frat house, GDI’s don’t rage), but they are dressed up as f*cking Franzia. Brilliant! Make sure to slap the [fun] bags after the jump!

Freedom and Fraternities: two of the greatest things that America can offer the world. COED helps to celebrate the day known as Fraturday by bringing you the frattiest of fratographs. You can celebrate Fraturday in almost any way, shape or form so long as those ways, shapes, or forms involve alcohol. These bros chose good ol’ fashion Edward 40-Hands. I’d bet my pledge’s life that guy with the Julius Peppers jersey won for the sole reason that he’s the only person not wearing clothes by Afflicted. Whatever it is you choose to do on this particular Fraturday, make sure to go H.A.M. because before you know it, the weekend will be over. Don’t be a hobrophobe and check out the gallery after the jump!

When the beer gets flowing, girls start doing wild and crazy things, one of which is the infamous keg stand. Although it may not be the most graceful acts to watch a girl take part in, that doesn’t mean we won’t drop everything to cop a peek. I mean it’s a hot girl, usually wearing revealing clothes, drunk and upside down, sucking on something. It’s practically a crime not to look. Any dude with a brain knows that girls doing keg-stands are the key to a guaranteed party. Check out the 120 sexiest keg stands we’ve laid eyes on in the gallery after the jump!

Halloween is over. Bummer, right brah? WRONG! It’s Fraturday folks, only the best day of the week. Yes, there was a ton of anticipation leading up to Halloween and odds are you had a pretty epic weekend, so why not just continue the fun today. From now until Thanksgiving is the best time to party your a*s off. No finals to worry about, just stress-free partying. Excuses are for losers so just grab your booze, your boys, and some slam-pigs and let’s make this a memorable Fraturday. Bonging beer from t*ts is suggested, as are the other scenarios below.

Midterms were a couple weeks ago. You either rocked the sh*t or sh*t the bed. With the holidays right around the corner, you’ve either taken your foot off the pedal and are coasting or you’re freaking the f*ck out. We don’t advise you do either of those things, so to get your mind right the rad party rockers at RCRD LBL have assembled this “Studying Sucks” playlist. From Moby declaring a “Study War” to Class Actress trying to “Keep You” focused to The Game taking a non-traditional kind of test, there is something for everyone here. So, plug in and silence the voices in your head with these concentracks (concentration + tracks) after the jump.

Judging by our numbers, you guys absolutely f***ing love demotivational posters. In fact, what started as a staple of our Facebook page for months has now been promoted to the big leagues! Every Thursday, we’ll feature the latest and greatest demotivational posters to hit the interwebz. In this week’s edition, we’re looking to get the weekend started by taking a look at the greatest 4-7 years of your life – COLLEGE! Check out what makes “higher” education so awesome in our gallery after the jump.

On November 2nd, 1909 Lambda Chi Alpha was founded at Boston University. Yesterday, we showed you the most notable SigEps, so we thought it’d be only fair to showcase some of the more noteworthy Lambdas. They’re one of the largest fraternities in North America, having initiated more than 280,000 members and held chapters at more than 300 universities. We didn’t have Lambdas at Hopkins but we did have the pledge class Lambda, whom we dubbed “Lame-da” because they refused to do ANYTHING we told them. They just chanted, “Or What?!” over and over. Actually, that’s kinda bad-ass. Check out the most notable Lambdas in our slideshow after the jump.

On November 2nd, 1898, the “sport” of cheerleading started at the University of Minnesota when Johnny Campbell led the crowd in cheering on the football team. Today, we scoff at the idea of male cheerleaders but if you’ve ever been or known a male cheerleader or have ever seen “Fired Up“, you know their job can be pretty f’n sweet, more specifically when they do lifts. If it weren’t for Johnny Can-a-soup, we wouldn’t have the gems you see in our gallery. The only thing hotter than a cheerleader in uniform is one out of uniform and in a bikini. Check ‘em out after the jump.

College is expensive; very expensive. That’s why there are so many scholarships up for grabs. Like most things, it unfortunately takes a lot of hard work to get that sweet, sweet money. Well… that’s not always true. There are a few weird and/or relatively easy-to-get scholarships that most students don’t even know about; and the majority of them don’t require good grades or even essays! Click the link to check ‘em out.

Fun fact: I was (am) an SAE brother at JHU. I pledged spring of Sophomore year and lived in the house my last two years. I’m no stranger to the type of f***ing pandemonium that can go down on a weeknight much less homecoming weekend. Let’s just say we’re on a first name basis with the ER staff and Baltimore PD. But, I don’t think it ever got to the level of armageddon experienced at Vandy’s SAE house. A fellow SAE passed along this email from the EA (read: “Eminent Archon” aka President) and Alumni Relations Chair to alumni about the damages caused to the house over homecoming weekend. Click the link for absolute gold.

It’s heeeereee. Halloweekend is upon us, so you know that we’re starting it off right with another great fraturday gallery. The past few weeks, babes have been heading to Party City’s across the globe getting the sluttiest costumes they can get their hands on while guys have been putting together ironic costumes trying to be as funny as possible (in attempt to get in said girls pants). Hands down this is one of the most fun Fraturdays of the year, so don’t let up or hit the wall. You gotta let it all hang out – kinda like the guys in the photo here. Check out the gallery after the jump for some more awesome frat-rat related photos.