Water Ball
Price: $439
Finally you can walk on water just like Jesus (facial hair optional). Made of a clear transparent material all you just have to blow it up, open up the zipper, climb in, and re-inflate. Go for a run, or look at fish through the bottom. The possibilities are endless. Just don’t stay in there longer then 30 minutes or that Carbon Monoxide wi… Click to read more

Good news for Colbert fans!
As we reported days ago in our article “Fastest Growing Groups in the History of Facebook,” Stephen Colbert’s Facebook group “1,000,000 Strong For Stephen T Colbert” is the fastest growing group in the social network’s history.
At it’s inception the groups goal was to reach 1,000… Click to read more

I enjoy Budweiser as much as the other guy, but Natural Ice should wipe it out of existence. Why go for the best when you can go for the…rest?
Natural Ice (Nasty Ice; Natty Ice for the enlightened) is Bud without the working-man’s price (read: tailor-made for college). A 12-pack costs as much as most sixers and gets you off-the-rocker drunk.
If you… Click to read more

We all know the quote: “Sleep tight… Don’t let the Bed Bugs bite!”
For the majority of my lifetime, I’ve shrugged off that quote, certain that bugs in my bed that would bite me in my sleep were no more real than the boogyman in my closet who would emerge from my open closet in order to rip my head off (of course, to this day I can̵… Click to read more

I’m a progressive girl. I’m all about equality.But give me my own bathroom.
Co-ed bathrooms are one of college’s biggest mysteries. Who thought it would be a good idea? Who decided that it would be totally cool to completely devoid college kids of any type of privacy? Did none of the inventors of co-ed bathrooms ever have a crush?
And if they did, how coul… Click to read more

Story of the year thus far: a squirrel in suburban New Jersey gnaws on an electric wire, bursts into flames, plummets down into an unsuspecting car’s engine compartment and blows it up. (NJ.com)
Cocktail Psychology: what does your drink say about you? (College Candy)
USF Bulls have become the underdogs to watch in college football. (The Big Lead)
Bri… Click to read more

Don’t get me wrong, there have been tons of truly amazing football players in the ranks of the NCAA – but there are a rare few that deserve recognition. Some have committed murder, yet others have gone on to illustrious careers that led to the Hall of Fame – some have done both. Cheers gentlemen!
Top Ten College Football Players of All-Time
1… Click to read more

The most boring class I took in college was Statistics I.
It was boring and hard, which meant that no matter what I tried, I constantly fell asleep next to my computer and woke up completely lost.
If only I could have taken one of these classes compiled by Mental Floss Magazine, I’m sure my GPA would have looked much better. Instead of dozing off to the lulling soun… Click to read more

When I think of fraternities, I often think in images; beer pong tables, guys running around without pants, pledges standing out in the rain and screaming renditions of the school’s fight song…you know, the typical, Hollywoodified version of Greek life.What I never picture is yoga.
No, not toga. Yoga. As in stretching and breathing. As in Fraternity b… Click to read more

Everybody likes sex.
Unless it’s sex you’re not involved in, coming from the bed on the other side of the room. At 3 A.M. When you’ve got a test in 5 hours.
One of the most annoying (and sometimes, horrifying) aspects of going to college is the roommate’s not-so-silent sex fest.
It happens to almost everyone; you don’t know your roommate that wel… Click to read more

Featherbeds, futons, laundry bags, white boards – you don’t need any of them.
They don’t matter; they’re inconsequential in you enjoying time away from your ‘rents house and avoiding embarrassing, CollegeHumor-worthy moments. A spiffy laundry bag from your mom isn’t going to help you through college, let alone… Click to read more

You know when you walk into your dorm room and get a little skeeved out because it’s like, real obvious someone just had sex in there?
Well, apparently, there are people who want that slight but noticeable smell around them at all times.
Vulva Original (I’m not joking) is one of the newest sexual oddities to hit the market.
Its developers insist Vulva “is… Click to read more

If I was still in college right now, I’d be peeing my pants with excitement over this awesome new development in alcoholism.
The Portopong!
Yes, yes, the summer is almost over (10 days and counting) but if you have access to a pool and a group of fun-loving friends, the Portopong is where it’s at. What college student doesn’t love a good game of pong? And in… Click to read more

Alright, what the hell, you’re in this four-hundred person lecture and just your luck, you can’t spot a single familiar face. Now what?
Spend the rest of the semester in studying solitude? Stalk a TA to answer all your simple assignment questions? Maybe you’ll just skip every class and hope your professor puts the notes online.
OR, you could grow some balls an… Click to read more

One of my favorite things to do during the weekend at college was stumble down to the dining hall after a night of partying and fill a cereal bowl with about 8 different kinds of cereal.
Through blurry vision and a pounding head, I would reach for one “good-for-youâ€? brand (for the base), and then proceed to find every sweet option available, filling my bowl t… Click to read more