In case you’ve never heard of it, the Kama Sutra is a book and I’ve lost some of you right at the word ‘book,” haven’t I? Wait, wait … let me finish. The Kama Sutra is a book about sex. Welcome back, my friends, welcome back. Written in a year I can’t remember, by a guy whose name I can’t spell (and am not going to look up), the Kama Sutra is today still considered one of the foremost guides on how to have sex. And if that wasn’t enough, there are pictures. Dirty pictures. Lots and lots of dirty pictures.

But what, you’re probably asking yourself, do the Kama Sutra and college have in common? That’s a good question indeed.

There are three sections to the Kama Sutra but only four years in college. Coincidence? Hardly. Poor math skills by a comedy writer who’s borderline retarded? Much more likely. But if you took the Kama Sutra and college life and mixed them together in say, a humorous article, I think you’d get something like this. So, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the “College Sutra.” (more…)