Today’s WTF news items feature a very ballsy college student who wasn’t happy with his hooker, a Ukrainian crocodile who gets better reception than AT&T, and a Canadian college kid who probably doesn’t get laid a whole lot. Read more after the jump!

When I was in high school, my parents always told me that the only way I was ever going to do anything in life is if I went to college. NOT going wasn’t even discussed. You had to go to college if you wanted a job. If you wanted to work at McDonald’s or Wal-Mart forever, then fine, you could skip out on college – but everyone knows (at least accordin… Click to read more

PETER KIM
Columbia University, 25, Undeclared major
Peter Kim is an Iraq vet and current student at Columbia University. COED recently interviewed Kim, who told us about signing up for the Marines, getting shipped out, his typical day in Iraq and going back to school.… Click to read more

Being a college student, good grades and the hopes of graduating just aren’t cutting it when it comes to my personal motivation to get out of bed in the morning. What is my motivation, you ask? The chance of seeing a quality side-boob picture online!
The classic side-boob is not quite porn but it’s just naughty enough to put a smile on the face of any… Click to read more

I’m broke and lazy – are you broke and lazy? Of course you are. You’re a college student (or a big fan of college-related material if you’ve found yourself reading this).
To many, “college student” is synonymous with “too busy and too broke.” Even if you’re a part-time student/full-time worker i… Click to read more