8 College Professors You Hate (and How To Deal)

So all the colleges are back. Some have been for a while, and for those kids, we apologize. It’s a bit too late for you. But for those of you still swollen with the chutzpah of first-month syndrome, here’s a list of the professors you will learn to hate in the coming year, and how to appropriately deal with them. [Spike]

Tim Tebow Is A Cry Baby… Pics

The blue eyes were uncontrollably red. The mystique wounded. The invincibility shattered.

At least he comprehends the concept of the forward pass. Even with the 890 SAT, he now appears to be one step above being a dullard. [Losers with Socks]

The Perfect Use Of SC ‘Cocks Jersey

While Jimmy Traina at Extra Mustard is on the hunt for chicks wearing professional team jerseys, our editors have been tracking the NCAA ladies.

‘Cocks freshman QB Reid McCollum (#14) is lucky guy. The last time a hot chick wore a college jersey the guy went on to a big NFL contract and a nickname. Maybe you’ve heard of Horse Balls and Sara Jean Underwood? [Busted Coverage]

Recently, I read an article that centered on a Harvard professor’s anger after a recent grad whom he taught (Jared Kushner, the son of a realllly powerful real estate developer) went out and bought the New York Observer — and then slashed the paychecks of the Observer’s freelancers, one of whom was the Harvard professor himself. The professor was pissed that Kushner, who most likely gave him attitude in the classroom, had the money and the audacity to do something that monumental, while the professor was making around $15,500 a year.

“When intellectuals act as clerks and students act as clients, how do college teachers differ from corporate accountants?” the professor angrily writes. “…the sedulous banality of the rich degrades teaching into a service-class preoccupation whose chief duty is preparing clients for monied careers.” (more…)