In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Sesame Street claims Bert and Ernie are just friends despite an online petition begging them to get hitched, Bruce Willis will be in GI Joe 2, the first trailer for Harold and Kumar’s Christmas movie hits the webs, Rebecca Black’s Moment gets remixed, Stephen Colbert’s newest SuperPAC commercial explores cornography, Goodyear was REALLY sexist back in the day, Kanye West bit it on stage in Norway, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

We already knew Michigan and Michigan State fans hate each other. Last night will just add more gasoline to the fire in a state where people are losing their livelihoods, wives to employed men and houses to short sales. With only 53 seconds remaining in a Spartans UM victory, an incident that will go down in history took place and all hell broke loose.

Student Government Parties Spend Big Bucks at U of Florida

The whirl of orange and blue stickers, fliers and T-shirts signals the start of Student Government elections today, but the campaign goodies come with a lofty price tag.
SG campaign finance records show that budgets for the two parties – the Gator Party and the Orange and Blue Party – tot… Click to read more