If you don’t know COED’s little sister, CollegeCandy.com, you might want to take a look. They have tons of interesting articles from the college girl perspective that are actually pretty cool. But this time, they’ve f**ked up. In this week’s “Weigh In” column, they’ve decided to give “advice to dudes,” with input from their writers, editors and readers – which, I have to admit, annoys the sh*t out of me. (more…)

Daniella Sarahyba – 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Grumpiest]

Gisele Bundchen @ Rio Fashion Shows, Autumn/Winter 2008 [Bastardly]

The Worst Food In America And I Would Still Eat It [Dlisted]

Paris Hilton’s Brother Ran Over Someone, Got a DUI [IDLYITW]

Bar Refaeli Doesn’t Need a Bikini to be Perfect [Egotastic]

Sarah Michelle’s Eyes Send Up Smoke [Just Jared]

Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears Offers Teen Boy Sex [Pop Crunch]

Ampex2000 Finished Posting Chris Berman YouTube Videos [Busted Coverage]

V-Day MixTape: Side A “Love Sucks” [College Candy]

Britney Spears in her Natural Habitat [Grumpiest]

The 5 Ballsiest Con Artists of All Time [Cracked]

Marisa Miller Topless on the Cover of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Egotastic]

Alessandra Ambrosio Picture Moment [Hollywood Tuna]

Hilary Duff Looks Good in Stupid Outfits [Grumpiest]

Wake Up with Kathleen Robertson [Barstool Sports]

If Valentine’s Day Cards Were Honest… [Cracked]

Kate Walsh Gets Re-Flowered [Just Jared]

Sophia Bush @ Marc Jacobs Fashion Event in NYC [Bastardly]

Where Have All the Good Lines Gone? [College Candy]

Tony Siragusa Sings Duet With Navy Boy Toy [Busted Coverage]

Britney Spears Gets Trained [IDLYITW]

Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman “Today” Video [Pop Crunch]

Go Elf Yourself
Elf Yourself

Jessica Alba Is Pregnant!
Egotastic

Lindsay Lohan is a Hot Tramp
The Grumpiest

Hayden Panettiere Wears Hooker Boots
Hollywood Tuna

HOT OR NOT: Anna Faris
Double Viking

Surviving The Holiday Office Party…So You Can Keep Your Job
College Candy

The 9 Hottest Pregnant Women, Ever
Maxim

Roommate Confessions
College Humor

Why You Should Plan Your Day the Night Before
Life Hacker

The Perfect Resume
Askmen

Following R. Kelly’s lead, these people believe they can fly – and they succeed (somewhat)! Not impressed yet? Check out this video – 100% pure adrenaline right there!

The ladies at College Candy list gifts to get for guys.

Wait for the blogosphere to blow up later tonight when the reunited Led Zeppelin performs live to a sold-out crowd in London.

Not-news site Fark.com wants to trademark NSFW…WTF?

Big city film critics honor the best movies of 2007.

Another week, another new batch of Dark Knight pictures and info.

Believed to be cursed for his murderous act of stoning two dog’s boning in his rice field, an Indian dude marries a dog to end the curse.

Nip/Tuck is going downtown.

VIDEO: this PC-powered car brings a whole new meaning to “powered Windows.”

It’s better to have your PC toasted than fried.

Weezer announces release date for sixth album, which not only is titled as lazy as their last record, but will be released on April 22. Wow…thanks for the half-year-early update, guys.

You know those messages on bathroom walls that say “If you’re looking for a good time call Gina”? You’re not supposed to really call them looking for a good time.

Does true love exist? Ask 500 people. Are male doctors more trusted than women doctors? Ask 500 people. Ham or bologna? You guessed it…

Hair spray: handles your frizz, gives you a buzz.

Hot = girls who fart in front of their boyfriends.

Speaking of hygiene, be careful when you decide to comb your hair – your life may be at stake.

The 25 Most Baffling Toys From Around the World (read: Japan).

Parents, school board, student in detention: can’t any of your problems be solved by hugging-it-out? Oh, that’s what got the student in detention in the first place? Wow…

I have personally lived in three of the Top Five Worst States. Hint: they all start with “New.”

Here at the College Candy offices, we watch a lot of TV. In our mindless daytime TV repertoire is everything you can ask for…if you’re asking for trash.But it’s good trash! Jerry Springer, The Price Is Right, Judge Judy, and then our favorite…back-to-back episodes of Maury.

I love Maury Povich. He’s pushing 70 and he can still instill fear into the toughest baby-daddy. And that, my friends, is admirable. After watching 2 episodes a day for the last few weeks, I’ve noticed a pattern from Maury. He’s not just a talk show host. He’s a teacher willing to listen, educate, and then find our real fathers. And because he’s a veritable saint, there are many things we could all learn from Mr. Povich.

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Spider-Man pumpkin bombs, made famous by the Green Goblin, are for sale. Is it just me or do the pumpkin bombs look exactly like Samus’ morph ball from Metroid – or vice versa, considering?

Cutie-patootie “vlogger” from College Candy sounds off on the subject of men, relationships and relationships with men.

The World’s (Half) Hottest Lesbo Power Couple is over? Say it ain’t so!

VIDEO: The great debate continues with Boobs vs. Cars.

Teacher-student sex story of the day, starring Holly Hatcher – with a name like that having sex with a minor (or a career in porn) is a given.

Hey you dirty thieves, keep it clean.

You haven’t ate pizza until you’ve had a slice from Pizza Hut Japan. Sound healthy? Well, take a look for yourself.

Happy left-handed Halloween…from a Canadian monkey.

Sam Adams (Boston, brewer) is angry at Sam Adams (Portland, candidate for Mayor) for using his/its/their likeness…in name.

Zac Efron to star alongside Mann in movie directed by Burr Steers of The L Word. Shooting fish in barrel just got a million-times easier.

Wanna pick up chicks? Buy this minivan.

VIDEO: Are you bad at both internets? Gabe & Max can help.

New trend: graffiti gone green.

To all horny teachers getting busted: wait until they graduate.

Halle Berry is looking mighty busty these days.

De Niro to return to his mafia roots.

No need to paraphrase: “Dolphins used to look like humans and lived in Atlantis”