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By now probably you’ve probably filled out a gajillion March Madness brackets. Well, add one more to your list because we have quite possibly the best bracket yet. K-Swiss has launched “Tournageddon” hosted by the man who has the mind of a scientist, a rocket for an arm, and a c*ck like a Burmese python, Kenny Powers. Kenny will help you fill out your bracket, train you in the ways of smack talkin’, and humiliate your opponent. Read all the details after the jump!

Back in January we highlighted five teams that we considered “sleepers” who might make a difference in this year’s NCAA championship tourney. As I watched the madness on CBS Saturday, they showed the “power conference” teams to watch in this year’s tournament. Here’s a little more info on each squad along with my thoughts on what to expect from them. We also have pics, vids, and a poll that you can vote on, so put on your bracketology hat and start anal-lyzing.

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The #10 Texas Longhorns beat the #2 Kansas Jayhawks bringing a painful end to the current longest running home court winning streak in NCAA basketball. The win also marks the first time the Jayhawk-giant-killing Longhorns have ever won at Allen Fieldhouse.

ESPN has reached a 20-year agreement with The University of Texas to launch a network based on the school in September 2011. The channel will offer a variety of programs, highlighted by more than 200 exclusive events annually from numerous sports, original series and studio shows, historical programming and academic and cultural happenings. There will also be a broadband website to fill in the gaps. Read more after the jump!

In college basketball, when the home team wins a big game, possibly even an upset, the student section storms the court in celebration. It’s one of those unique college basketball traditions that bring the fans and players together in a moment of spontaneous jubilation. The students love it. The TV cameras love it. The winning players love it. It seems like everyone loves storming the court — except me. I don’t want to be a scrooge, but it’s time to put an end to one of the most sacred myths in college basketball.

Every March guys and gals across the land fill out their NCAA March Madness Brackets. If you have a life outside of college basketball you could use a little boost to get a leg up on the competition. No problem! Read on and you will receive said boost.

Under the current rules, Kobe Bryant and LeBron James would have played at least one season of college basketball before they joined the NBA. Those two went straight to the pros. Potential had to be evaluated at the high school level. But when the NBA changed the rules to require at least a year before entry into the NBA, the college game changed…

For the forth year in a row Harris Interactive released their poll of the top 10 most popular college basketball programs in the country. Can you guess which team was number one out of the following? Illinois, UCLA, Florida, Ohio State, Texas, UNC, Kentucky, Duke, Boston College and Connecticut…

Just a short time ago, 64 teams entered into the March Madness tournament filled with hopes of NCAA basketball glory. But after a lot of sweat, tears and bracket-killing upsets, we’re down to the lucky bastards of the Sweet 16. And we could think of no better way to celebrate this than, you guessed it, cheerleaders!

Each spring, the NCAA holds its 65-team tournament to determine the nation’s top college basketball program. What began with little fanfare 70 years ago has since evolved into March Madness, one of the most anticipated annual events on the sporting calendar…

There’s a fine line between building a championship team through hard work and building it by handing the keys for an SUV to a nineteen-year-old. These are the teams that have crossed that line.

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