We’re not quite sure why, but there’s something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs…) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you’ve never before seen. In fact, they look so real, you almost want to have an intervention (or just join in!).

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You may have heard a few weeks ago that around three tons of cocaine were seized from smugglers by the Costa Rican government. You may have also heard that they were using a submarine to do so.

Now, when we heard this, we laughed. It conjured up visions of a giant derelict craft stolen from Russia after the USSR’s collapse. That vision would be wrong.

The ’sub’ these guys were using was homemade. Out of wood and fiberglass. These guys used pipes that went to the surface to breathe! That is some serious Daffy Duck/Bugs Bunny sh*t right there.

One, who the f**k thinks ‘no man, f**k planes, planes are played out, lets use a submarine!’ Two, who was the guy who was like “YA AND LETS BUILD OUR OWN!” (more…)

Surprise, surprise: a video has been making the rounds today of Amy Winehouse smoking crack mere moments after she snorted cocaine and popped Valium.

Does she want to get better, or be a martyr?

Is she really even that talented to begin with?

Let’s be real: Amy Winehouse is just some kitschy broad weaned on old Motown records who got extremely lucky when she hooked up with a du-jour producer (Mark Ronson). Due to her downward spiral, she is now the front-runner in the Troubled Artist with Limited Talent sweepstakes. Listen to Leona Lewis and let Winehouse wilt – it’s nobody’s fault but her own.