A college diet usually consists of a lot of Ramen, which costs a fraction of a dollar at the grocery store.  Any food item above ten dollars is usually out of the question unless everyone is throwing in on some pizza.  The following food items all represent the most expensive examples of food in the world of over-indulgence.  Most of us will only dream of what these delicacies taste like.

Every once in a while it seems appropriate to break out something outside the realm of Busch Light or a plastic jug of vodka. Nearly every country from America to Australia produces some quality wine, ideal for a happy hour drink or a dinner which doesn’t consist of anything from your ten-year-old, fire hazard of a toaster oven.

What’s manlier than going mano-a-beero with a pint of the world’s thickest stout mixed with a shot of whiskey? Knowing that if you don’t chug it fast enough, you’ll be downing chunks of curdled Bailey’s cream. The Irish Car Bomb is just one of 11 ultra-manly drinks on the following list. If you consider yourself a man’s man then check out the following list of manly drinks, bottoms up!

Holy frijoles it’s Cinco de F’ing Mayo! And that means as much tequila drinking as you can cram into 24 hours. So, since margaritas get old some time around 4PM, we’ve compiled recipes from our two favorite Tequila makers, Don Julio and Patrón, for 16 of the tastiest tequila cocktails (other than margaritas), to help give your May 5th a dose of much-needed variety.

Okay. You know how they say that first impressions mean everything? They’re completely right. Even down to what drink’s in your hand. So make the right impression by ordering the right drink..