It’s common knowledge that about 99.9% of twiggy, egotistical supermodels are cokeheads – but prostitutes? Leave it to lingerie model Sophie Anderton to lower a bar that wasn’t high to begin with.
Anderton, spokesmodel for bottled-tan company Fake Bake and reality TV star (I’m a Celebrity…, Love Island) was caught snor… Click to read more

Could it be?! Lindsay Lohan is a rehab success story? She’s come a long way since this or this and this and don’t forget about this or this and this.

Here are some recent pics so judge for yourself.… Click to read more

Pittsburgh moron first tries to cash in a $1 million dollar bill at a local shop, then proceeds to reach for the store’s scanner gun to retaliate when it’s not accepted. What, is this guy from the year 2066 or something? (Pittsburgh Tribune)
Svedka Vodka: a favorite among jobless, useless New York socialites. (College Candy)
Caution to every ma… Click to read more

After 13 innings, the Colorado Rockies take the NL Wild Card from the San Diego Padres. (Yahoo)
Schools the world over ban hugs between students. See? I was right in 7th grade – hugs do get you pregnant! (My Way)
Britney Spears, fresh off losing custody of her kids, shows up at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills, spending her cash and flashing her ass. I c… Click to read more

If there was any drug in the entire world that doesn’t need a medical breakthrough to fix the side-effects it’s cocaine, the drug of denial. Crack and heroin may be worse, but cocaine is considered classy and cool, unfortunately.
Cocaine is only for douchebag losers who can’t get laid without packing dust into a teenager’s nasal p… Click to read more

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are ruining my life. Seriously. I have said many times how much I love reading celeb gossip—it is my escape throughout the day. TMZ, Perez, Page Six, … all one stop spots for me to marvel in how the other half lives. But I honestly can’t stand to read another thing about these two morons.
Paris—throw her ass in jail. She’s an idiot who… Click to read more

If there is any lesson to be learned from the charges filed against Lindsay Lohan, it’s that you should always, always shove every last crystal of cocaine up your nose before cops pull you over. That way you won’t get charged for possession…?
LiLo has been charged with seven misdemeanors (and zero felonies – more on that in a bit) fro… Click to read more