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Betches Love This Video

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:28:02 +0000

I only just discovered the word “betch” when the first “Sh*t Girls Say” video released, but according to the College Candy chicks, it’s been around for a while. Sorry for not knowing catty sorority girl vernacular. Guess I should cross dress and infiltrate their ranks? That always turns out well. Anyway, this is a spoof of t… Click to read more

Ask A Chick: Fingering, Ryan Gosling, Pot vs. Coke vs. Booze

Taylor- UCLA — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 22:39:23 +0000

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why girls love Ryan Gosling, whether they prefer digital relief or cunnilingus, and dating a dude with serious vices See her answers after the jump!

The 10 Biggest College Drug Busts In US History

Lee - FIU — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 20:00:33 +0000

Everyone knows that drugs exist on college campuses, it's just that there's a massive difference between selling them and using them. Considering that both the school and the government don't want any drug-related incidents on-campus, it's no surprise that every so often a local dealer will get busted. These ten dealers were making some 'A student' money, but should have studied their subject a little more. Check out the list of the ten biggest college drug busts in US history after the jump.

COED’s Super Duper Quick Guide To Uppers

Julia-UCLA — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 16:00:43 +0000

There are too many things to do and not enough hours in the day. It's true. You don't have to go to that party tonight when you have 4 back to back hours of finals tomorrow. And you don't have to jump on the hotel treadmill in Vegas after drinking all day at the pool before going clubbing. You don't have to but...um.... well, these will help you do it all. Check out the full rundown after the jump.

Wrap It Up: Quentin Tarantino Got A Beej Edition

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 22:39:07 +0000

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature where we highlight the internet's top pics, vids, stories, and headlines for the day. Today's items include the identity of Quentin Tarantino's toe suckee revealed, the King of Pop giving a teeny bopper boy band member cocaine, MySpace selling out, a battle of the WAGs, a battle of the trailer mash-ups, NFLers wearing Superman snuggies, Louis CK explaining farts, the new Lenny Kravitz meme, James Franco's first music video, and much more than meets the eye. Check out the sh*t we should've published after the jump.

9 Bad-Ass Brock Samson Moments From “The Venture Brothers” [LINKS]

Steven Romano — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 23:00:01 +0000

• 9 Of Brock's Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments! • The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence • Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers? • Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks • It Takes A Man To Be A Bad Father • Danica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy See More Awesome Links After The Jump

These Are Your Toys On Drugs… Any Questions? [30 Photos]

J Bryant — Sat, 19 Feb 2011 19:30:21 +0000

We're not quite sure why, but there's something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs...) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you've never before seen.

WTF News Of The Day: Puppy Mail, State Farm Isn’t There, and Botox In Jail?

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 16:33:16 +0000

Today's WTF news items prove chicks are just as bad as dudes, featuring a true champion of animal safety, a driver who thought she was in a State Farm commercial, and a drug cartel queen who's got the same last name as Mets outfielder so we're assuming she's a WAG. Read more about them after the jump!

Kacey Jordan: Charlie Sheen’s Newest Pornstar Gal Pal [61 Photos]

J Bryant — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 07:07:55 +0000

The latest notch on the Charlie Sheen bedpost is none other than 22 year-old teen porn starlet Kacey Jordan. This ex-cheerleader from Oregon used to work in retail and tanning salons before making a living on lying on her back. Kacey's motto is work hard and play harder... as if you couldn't figure that out based on the recent company she's been keeping.

WTF News Of The Day: Snorting Dead Dude, Pot-Smoking Toddler, Deadly Cake

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 17:30:12 +0000

Today's WTF news items feature a premise for a crappy burglar movie, responsible parents who missed a big opportunity to capitalize on their prodigious toddler, and a dude in Philly who takes his cake seriously. Read more after the jump!