I only just discovered the word “betch” when the first “Sh*t Girls Say” video released, but according to the College Candy chicks, it’s been around for a while. Sorry for not knowing catty sorority girl vernacular. Guess I should cross dress and infiltrate their ranks? That always turns out well. Anyway, this is a spoof of t… Click to read more

Ask A Chick is COED’s regular dating, sex, and relationship advice series in which our special lady friend fearlessly fields your inquiries you’re too chickensh*t to ask your girlfriend, sister or mom. In this week’s edition, Taylor fields questions about why girls love Ryan Gosling, whether they prefer digital relief or cunnilingus, and dating a dude with serious vices See her answers after the jump!

Everyone knows that drugs exist on college campuses, it’s just that there’s a massive difference between selling them and using them. Considering that both the school and the government don’t want any drug-related incidents on-campus, it’s no surprise that every so often a local dealer will get busted. These ten dealers were making some ‘A student’ money, but should have studied their subject a little more. Check out the list of the ten biggest college drug busts in US history after the jump.

There are too many things to do and not enough hours in the day. It’s true. You don’t have to go to that party tonight when you have 4 back to back hours of finals tomorrow. And you don’t have to jump on the hotel treadmill in Vegas after drinking all day at the pool before going clubbing. You don’t have to but…um…. well, these will help you do it all. Check out the full rundown after the jump.

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature where we highlight the internet’s top pics, vids, stories, and headlines for the day. Today’s items include the identity of Quentin Tarantino’s toe suckee revealed, the King of Pop giving a teeny bopper boy band member cocaine, MySpace selling out, a battle of the WAGs, a battle of the trailer mash-ups, NFLers wearing Superman snuggies, Louis CK explaining farts, the new Lenny Kravitz meme, James Franco’s first music video, and much more than meets the eye. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

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We’re not quite sure why, but there’s something about toys doing drugs that makes us feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (You know, other than the actual drugs…) From Thor to Barbie, just put a joint in their mouths and some coke on their noses, and these dope-loaded playthings come to life in a way you’ve never before seen.

Today’s WTF news items prove chicks are just as bad as dudes, featuring a true champion of animal safety, a driver who thought she was in a State Farm commercial, and a drug cartel queen who’s got the same last name as Mets outfielder so we’re assuming she’s a WAG. Read more about them after the jump!

The latest notch on the Charlie Sheen bedpost is none other than 22 year-old teen porn starlet Kacey Jordan. This ex-cheerleader from Oregon used to work in retail and tanning salons before making a living on lying on her back. Kacey’s motto is work hard and play harder… as if you couldn’t figure that out based on the recent company she’s been keeping.

Today’s WTF news items feature a premise for a crappy burglar movie, responsible parents who missed a big opportunity to capitalize on their prodigious toddler, and a dude in Philly who takes his cake seriously. Read more after the jump!

Today’s WTF news features a bottomless drive thru order in Colorado, some colorful jailbirds in Russia, and the source behind Green Bay’s funding of the Packers is exposed! Read more about these absurd news items after the jump!

Celebrities have been busted for a number of things over the years, embezzlement, shoplifting, cheating, and a host of other things. However, nothing tops some of the most ridiculously drug bust over the last five years.

Celebrities have their indulgences. Madonna loves her Kabbalah water and Jon Gosselin can’t resist Ed Hardy t-shirts. But these sexy celebrities may have far darker addictions. All of these ladies have been accused of using cocaine, proving that the white powder isn’t just for Amy Winehouse anymore. Let me introduce you to our starting line-up of the celebrity coke whore all-star team!

Anti-drug films have the unique ability to make even the scariest, worst drugs seem hilarious. These films go to extremes to make marijuana, heroine, cocaine, LSD, and amphetamines seem dangerous. But by virtue of their absurd story lines, the films are more slapstick than scary.

Traveling overseas is the best kind of travel that exists. There really is nothing else like soaking up another culture, eating delicious food, and meeting great people. However different cultures mean different laws. Learn a lesson from these American tourists who made a mistake (or five) and ended up getting convicted by foreign courts.