No matter what you think about the clothes, American Apparel has, hands down, the hottest ads we’ve ever seen. In fact, they’re not just the hottest ads, but some of the hottest pictures, period. From using porn stars as models to showing as much skin as possible as a rule (we’re taking straight up naked), American Apparel has pushed the limits of advertising in the US to an awesomely sexy level. And to show our gratitude, we’ve put together a collection of the hottest AA girls ever. So strap on your ironic headband, orange unitard and take a gander at the gorgeous girls of American Apparel.

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If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it!

So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog’s balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren’t going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal’s misery. (Just kidding – dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)

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Americans are a materialistic bunch and I am no exception. And now that I’m faced with the task of moving all my stuff into a new apartment, I understand why too much stuff can be bad. My lease ends in two days; I’ve already found a new place, and I’m moving in with some good friends, but moving still sucks.

Somehow over the past year I’ve accumulated a substantial pile of sh*t, and it’s currently sitting in the center of my room. I need to dig through it, sort it out, and pack it in boxes so I can schlep it across town. Really, I need to downsize my life.

Here are the five things I’ve decided to get rid of to make this move easier. (more…)

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea.

I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfortable nervous. I’ve never been to a strip club before. I agreed to come here because I’m in New York City for the first time, my friends wanted to go, and it seems like the perfect time to try something new. Maybe I don’t like new.

Some of the girls are sitting and talking to customers, some are hanging around the edges of the club in small groups, and one girl is dancing on stage, slowly removing her clothes. I’m supposed to watch her, to be turned on, to want her. I don’t. I feel like a voyeur; averting my eyes from the stage like it’s something private meant for someone else. (more…)

Owner: Spencer Lewin, The George Washington University
www.soapyjoes.com

Imagine getting your clothing washed by a company called Wiener’s Cleaners. Soapy Joe’s laundry service was almost called just that – until the owner’s mother interfered. “The logo would have had a picture of a really dorky guy, like a big weenie,” says Spencer Lewin, who started the company when he graduated from The George Washington University in 2003. Too bad he changed his mind!

Soapy’s clients get laundry done once a week for about $200/semester. Labor is completed by outside workers at a piece of a Laundromat the business owns. The company even has a contract with GW now, so parents are notified of the service. (more…)