Every guy owns jeans. But is every guy wearing the right jeans? No. Absolutely not. That’s why we had to make this guide for every guy out there who has no idea what he’s doing when he’s buying his denim. If the words inseam, wash, and fit confuse the hell out of you (and maybe even scare you), then read on for the Stupid Guy’s Guide to Buying Jeans.

“Gear Girl” is COED’s weekly column where our resident fashion chic chick, Rosanna, tells you what to wear, how to wear it and how to do it all while maintaining your dudeliness. This week our girl gets nostalgic over the end of Entourage and takes a look at Adrian Grenier’s style over the years.

“Gear Girl” is COED’s bimonthly column where our resident clothing chick, Rosanna, tells you what to wear, how to wear it and how to do it all while maintaining your dudeliness. We know it’s way to early to be thinking about fall, but not early enough to laugh at the “artsier” side of men’s fashion. Check out this fall’s ‘what not to wear’ collection after the jump!

“Gear Girl” is COED’s new bimonthly column where our resident clothing chick, Rosanna, tells you what to wear, how to wear it and how to do it all while maintaining your dudeliness. Heading to the beach? Don’t leave home without Gear Girl’s picks for a better board short. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Spring’s arrival can only mean 2 things: girls will wear skimpy skirts again and you need to be able to impress them. Now since you don’t need to wear a jacket everywhere, what are you going to rock to catch the girlie’s eye as you pass her? Those polos you wore last spring still have the beer/grass stains on them, so that’s out. But when are you going to have time to go shopping while you’re out day-drinking, smoking in the park, trying to find a job for the summer? Our friends at PLNDR have the answer: gift cards. Find out how to win them after the jump!

To get that booty, you must plunder or, in the case of this contest PLNDR. Face it, your Varsity Jacket isn’t going to cut it anymore now that it’s Spring (not that it really worked in the Winter either) and you’re badly in need of some fresh threads and kicks. What better way to score some gear than by winning it for free? This contest is really easy to enter – just like that girl you’re trying to land will be once you win. Oh yeah, up top! (*holds up hand for high five*) Enter after the jump!

Yesterday, we posted a bunch of Twitpics from models who appeared in last year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition issue to prep you for the release of this year’s issue. There’s a lot of buzz circulating about who will be in the issue and on the cover – the announcements should come on DirecTV tonight and Monday night on Late Show With David Letterman respectively. The early favorites appear to be Anne V and the star of this intimate Valentine’s Day video, Irina Shayk. In this clip, the 25 year old Russian stunner and girlfriend of soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo shows us why she should get the nod. I literally just bought everything on the screen. See the video after the jump!

Streetwear and Urbanwear brands are hot these days, plain and simple. With hipsters at an all-time high and skateboarding as commercial as ever, the fashion scope is shifting. Shifting to a look, that is well, unique. Big time brands are taking note of these new trends, but hold the phone, dear reader. To find these brands and stores, a trip to the local mall won’t suffice. Unless, of course, you’re in the mood for some Jamba Juice, an Aunt Anne’s preztel, and highschoolers. But if you are on the hunt for “fly threads”, or “dope gear”, or “cool clothes” this list should give you a better idea of some unique brands and styles that are out there. Read more after the jump!

If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it!

So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog. Dogs enjoy things like eating sh*t off the sidewalk and sniffing other dog’s balls, not being dressed to look like a goddamn elf! But since these douchebags aren’t going anywhere, at least we can laugh at their animal’s misery. (Just kidding – dinner at Rimjobs is on us.)

Renata’s Recos is our newest feature in which single hot chick Renata provides recommendations for dudes hoping to hook up. Her last post was on how to NOT get laid at a wedding. This installment focuses on what to wear if you DON’T want to get laid.

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea. I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfortable nervous. I’ve never been to a strip club before.

I asked a handful of fine, fashion-conscious females ranging in profession from schoolteacher to professional stylist a slew of questions about the importance of blue jeans. Their insightful answers might just help you spend LESS time in them!

Girls give you enough hints to know if they want random sex. Here are some great tips for ensuring you have the perfect one night stand. But before you start trying to charm your way into my bed, make sure you know exactly what I’m looking for.

In today’s fashion world ruled by designers such as Alexander McQueen and Giorgio Armani, style comes with a brutal attack on your wallet if one wants to be rollin’ with the big dogs. If money’s tight, but you still want to dress to impress, there’s a couple of online stores to check out that boast style with reasonable prices.
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If there’s one type of person that needs to be shipped off to the Negative Zone, it’s people who dress their dogs up in retarded outfits for the holidays (or ever, really). Not only do they choose the dumbest looking nonsense to strap onto their animal, they think the dog F’ing likes it! So let us clear something up – he doesn’t f**king like it! He’s a dog.