In an improbable turn of events, Barack Obama seems to have gone crazy, and decided on George F’ing Clooney as his vice presidential running mate for the White House. According to a high ranking Obama staffer, the candidate made the decision after speaking with the Actor and political activist late Friday night in a Beverly Hills Mansion. Clooney flew back from his Lake Como, Italy villa specifically for the meeting.

“Celebrities have enormous power with the American people,” the spokesman, who wished to remain anonymous, told us early Saturday. “They have money, fame and a way to get the message out to millions of people–George Clooney best represents that community.” Read More »

Housewives rejoice. George Clooney has kicked former Vegas party-girl, Sarah Larson to the curb, effectively revoking her year-long buddy pass on the A-list. So, before David Spade laps up Clooney’s sloppy seconds and Ms. Larson inks a reality deal with the SOAP Network, we thought we’d pay homage to Sarah Larson’s tedious 15 minutes in the spotlight.

COED Remembers: Sarah Larson’s Candid Party Pics after the jump. (more…)