This dude created the world’s biggest alarm clock, which is not only controlled by a computer, it’s hooked up to hydraulics and pretty much proves that he has no friends. Besides just waking you up (in a way that would immediately launch me into a murderous rage), this thing can also serve as a pretty sweet sexy toy bed -but I’m sure he never thought of that…

Bad Education: Worst Colleges in America
Happily, many of life’s decisions are reversible. Shoplifting misdemeanors can be expunged, Crocs can be incinerated, and tribal tattoos can be removed.
But, alas, you can’t unflash your tits. And your alma mater is forever.
Take it from us: The decision you make as a 17-year-old will haunt you for the… Click to read more