Chicks, man. Know what I’m sayin’? They come in all shapes and sizes. In high school, unless you either A) got lucky and had a girl hype you up to her friends or B) had a cool kid take you under his wing, you were pretty much left in the dark when it came to navigating the scene. Your chances of hooking up SKYROCKET once you move into the freshman dorms. So, let COED be ‘that guy’ who gives you the lowdown on the girls living on your floor.

Is there anything more annoying than having to avoid a friend that you hate? It’s like stop calling me everyday and messaging me on Facebook all the time and showing up in my bedroom when I’m sleeping. No matter how mean you are or how many times you send out restraining orders, these are the friends that keep clawing their way back into our lives.