COED has just learned that former “Two and a Half Men” ninja warrior Charlie Sheen isn’t on drugs and he isn’t wasted on booze – he’s possessed by the ghost of the Cleveland Indians manager from “Major League”, Lou Brown! After listening to Charlie spew classic one-lines for the last week, we began to recognize his gruff pitch and tonality is on par with the actor who played Lou Brown, James Gammon, who passed away last year right around the time when Charlie’s antics began to cause waves. So, it only makes sense Lou’s spirit would enter the body of his most prized closer Ricky “Wild Thing” Vaughn. Hear the proof after the jump!

Cleveland, Ohio: population approximately 478,000. Chief export: mediocrity. The sports scene is in shambles: the best Cleveland Brown is, actually, Cleveland Brown of The Cleveland Show, and the best Indians team of the past 30 years featured Charlie Sheen, Wesley Snipes/Omar Epps and the president from 24. The one thing they had going for them, Lebron James, is about to leave the city. Goodbye to their last hope for fixing their crippling economy.

These five guys are ones you probably have not heard of, but they would love to help you win your league (maybe love is a strong word). If you have not yet had your draft, look for them in the latter rounds once your starting slots are filled. If you have drafted, see if they are available in free agency and grab them quick.

Despite the entire country being on an ongoing “make everything politically correct” spree for the past decade, there are still several sport teams with incredibly offensive mascots and names. In the meantime, we’re left cheering for our teams while yelling out racial slurs.

Former NL Rookie of the Year, 22 game winner, two time All-Star and Cy Young runner up, Dontrelle Willis has been demoted by the Detroit Tigers to single-A Lakeland, a day after a start, during which his pitching problems peaked giving-up eight earned runs and five base on balls, in 1⅓ innings, pitched against the Cleveland Indians.
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After a topsy-turvy season, the New York Yankees have been eliminated from the playoffs by the Cleveland Indians. Historically, outside of baseball, Yanks losing to Indians is irony at its best.
The Indians will move forward to face the red-hot Boston Red Sox for the ALCS.
The question on everybody’s mind: what is the future of Joe Torre and the Yankee… Click to read more