Just when you think you’ve seen it all, something comes along an blows your f**king mind. This video is one of those things. I don’t want to give away the ending, but I will say that it starts with a monkey riding a goat, who then climbs onto a tightrope – and it just gets crazier from there.

Don’t try to act like you’re not pumped to go grab Britney’s Spears‘ new album, “Circus” today.  The much anticipated album finally drops today.  Britney is back is such a cliche phrase, but yo, the girl is back.  She looks good again.  Her beats are more hook-filled than ever.

I’m proud of the girl.  Not just for ‘coming back’, but for coming back stronger.  Good job, Brit.  Now go get some star-shaped scarifications and make all of the preteens think it’s cool.

In other pop type news, Akon also released an album today.  “Freedom” hits shelves today with catchy R&B/Hip-Hop/Pop tunes and even though it isn’t my favorite cup of tea, I’ll be the first to admit that it is good.

Akon has got his sh*t together if you ask me…musically speaking.  I don’t know jack about his personal life or head space. (more…)

When we last saw the former Mrs. Federline attempt a comeback, Britney and her belly were shamefully sprawled across the stage at the 2007 VMA’s. Fast-forward 14 months later and Brit-Brit is at it again.  This time she’s chosen Germany’s Bambi Awards to test the water.  Could there be a country more sympathetic to reinvention than Germany?  Like Frick & Frack.