Unless you’re into some pretty weird stuff, my guess is that you don’t enjoy looking at pictures of your favorite celebrities when they’re pregnant. Sure, they’re chests are a little bigger – but that comes with a price. And stretch marks. Yes, even celebrities have to face the downsides of having children (although they usually literally work their @sses off afterwards). That’s why we’ve pulled together a great gallery of the sexiest celebrity mothers before they had children. Amazing abs: RIP. Check out the celebrity hotties and their pre-pregnant bodies after the jump!

Shalom! Passover began April 18th at sunset. The 7-day celebration commemorates the liberation of ancient Israelites from slavery in Egypt. Israelites marked their doors so death would pass over them. Most celebrate by eating Matzo, but we celebrate with a photo gallery of hot Jewish women who’ve freed themselves of their clothing that we just couldn’t pass over. Think you can find a hotter congregation of Jewish jewels outside of Hollywood and The Holy Land? Mazel Tov, buddy!

Brian Austin Greene made some kind of pact with the devil last night because he somehow convinced his on-again off-again girlfriend Megan Fox to marry him. And sadly he’s not the only undeserving assclown in Hollywood who manages to hook up with some of Hollywood’s A-list hotties. Here are 6 other guys who have seen far more sexy celebrity ass than anyone from their high school class would have ever predicted.

If the following guys lived anywhere but Hollywood, and did anything but entertain, these assclowns would be picking from the bottom of the babe food chain. But as it is, they are getting more undeserved booty than a fleet of pirates, shacking-up with some of Hollywood’s elite hotties. We’re not saying they’re bad people. All we’… Click to read more