In this week’s edition of WTF News Wednesday, we bring you an accidental deportation, a dude who really loves jail, a bachelor who will forever emody the expression what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and Orlando’s firm stance on chalk. Click through to read the details.

November 17th is the American Cancer Society’s Great American Smokeout, a day in which all smokers are encouraged to quit. Smoking’s bad, mmkay? It’s a filthy, disgusting habit that makes your clothes reek and your breath stank, but goddamn it looks really bad-ass and it makes you tingle in a very good way. Personally, I’m a sucker – I don’t smoke but if an absolute face-melter walks up to me and asks if I want to step outside for a drag, I’m prepping the lungs. You know that old adage, if she smokes, she pokes. Check out out the sexiest pokers in our gallery after the jump.

Today’s WTF news items feature a man who thinks he’s Duke Nukem trying to get his puff on, an ancient Egyptian corpse who everybody apparently knows robbing a gas station, and an old dude in Miami who impersonated a cop and was able to pull over a driver with a barbecue fork. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Brands define you. Or perhaps, you define the brand. Whatever the case may be, there is a stigma to everything you touch, despite what you may think. Cigarettes are perhaps the boldest statement you can make, since they are so offensive, particularly to those around you who do not smoke. Here are a few of the major brands and the associations that come with puffing on them. Smoking is bad for you. But makes you look SO cool. Find out what your cigs say about you after the jump!

First there was Four Loko– the notorious “Blackout in a Can” that made so many headlines it was pulled from the shelves. And now there’s alcohol infused whipped cream which seems to be the newest alcoholic product garnering national disapproval. Whether or not it will remain on shelves still remains unknown, but in the meantime it’s time to start inventing some more alcohol infused products to hit the shelves during 2011. Engineers: get to it.

In this day and age of calorie concerns, yoga, wheat grass smoothies and an overall obsession with health, many of the vices we know an love seem sadly on their way out. With that in mind, today is the 34th annual American Cancer Society’s Great American Smokeout so it is safe to assume the first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. (Unless… Click to read more

Today is the 34th annual American Cancer Society’s Great American Smokeout so it is safe to assume the first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. Not that we have a smoking fetish, but after checking out all these smokin’ hotties, it doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

Yesterday, President Obama signed into law a anti-tobacco bill, which will make the distribution of flavored cigarettes illegal. The law is intended to limit tobacco products being “marketed to children”, but this could also signal the end to something any pot smoker holds dear: flavored blunts.

Happy Presidents Day: A visual index of the POTUS’ Smoking Habits.

In this day and age of calorie concerns, yoga, wheat grass smoothies and an overall obsession with health, many of the vices we know an love seem sadly on their way out. The first victim of this cultural cleansing is the cigarette. (Unless Barack Obama changes all that.) And if you ask us, that’s a serious tragedy. See, there’s just something abou… Click to read more

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We here at COED are big fans of tobacco. Yeah, we know it’s bad for you – really, really bad for you. But it’s good for the soul, damnit. Which is why we were so happy to hear rumors that Barack Obama has been smoking like a chimney over the past couple of months, despite trying to kick the habit at the beginning of… Click to read more

With our economy in a clockwise spin down the sh*tter the depressing fact is that many of you will have a difficult time finding work come graduation day.
What’s a guy to do?
Well, in the meantime you can work your butt off interning, building a contact list, maintaining a high GPA, keeping the resume in tip-top shape and praying or you can make the easy dec… Click to read more

The first day of summer has just come and gone, meaning you have an open schedule for 90 days to accomplish anything you would like until fall arrives and classes begin.
Sure, you could booze your days away by the pool–but if you want to do something more significant with your life and start this fall semester a better person, take a look at COED’s &#… Click to read more

Joey Bishop, the last living member of the Rat Pack, died today at 89. Don’t worry, Joey – heaven will be waiting with martinis, lounge music and broads upon your arrival. (Yahoo)
Hannah Montana tour tickets are in demand; Ticketmaster blames demand on brokers for reselling tickets at over twice their original value (front row for $2500 a pop).… Click to read more